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    101 Blonde Jokes: Popular Party Jokes
    101 Blonde Jokes: Popular Party Jokes
    101 Blonde Jokes: Popular Party Jokes
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    101 Blonde Jokes: Popular Party Jokes

    By Funny Bone

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    Be the center of any party with these jokes. Put a smile on everybody and be the one remembered at any party.

    All jokes are clean, we have taken care not add vulgar or sexual content. Blonde jokes are based on a stereotype person with blonde hair and some people will consider this offensive, if you are such a person please do not buy this book.

    Everybody has heard a joke or two about blondes, but we are sure we have many you haven’t heard yet.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateFeb 2, 2023
    ISBN9781447858317
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      101 Blonde Jokes - Funny Bone

      101 Blonde Jokes

      Popular Party Jokes

      Dr. Funny Bone

      Copyright © 2023 by Nova Sage

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, scanning, or otherwise without written permission from the publisher. It is illegal to copy this book, post it to a website, or distribute it by any other means without permission.

      First Edition

      ISBN: 978-1-4478-5831-7

      Contents

      1. Lost In The Desert

      2. Dead Birdie

      3. USA

      4. Round Room

      5. Keeping Busy

      6. Calculator

      7. Soda Machine

      8. Dyes Her Hair

      9. Down The Hole

      10. Tarzan

      11. IDK

      12. Trapped On A Island

      13. Pregnancy Test

      14. 911

      15. Blinkers

      16. Blondes Have More Fun

      17. Piano

      18. Favorite Color?

      19. Bla Bla Bla...

      20. Candy Bar

      21. Drinking Less

      22. Penny

      23. Area Of Science

      24. Tiptoeing

      25. Laugh

      26. Stolen Car

      27. Two Brain Cells

      28. Job Applicant

      29. Lightning

      30. Xmas

      31. Killing A Fish

      32. Mirror Mirror

      33. California

      34. Blonde Advantages

      35. One-Calorie

      36. Pull Over

      37. Diapers

      38. Fax

      39. AM Radio

      40. Ice Cube

      41. Pet Zebra

      42. One Eyed Dog

      43. Natural Citizen

      44. Accidents At Home

      45. Brain Cells

      46. Car Accident

      47. Tree Climbing

      48. Brunette Jokes

      49. Pizza

      50. Puzzle

      51. Walk Into A Building

      52. Car Keys

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