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    Dad Jokes for New Dads: Brilliant Jokes & Riddles
    Dad Jokes for New Dads: Brilliant Jokes & Riddles
    Dad Jokes for New Dads: Brilliant Jokes & Riddles
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    Dad Jokes for New Dads: Brilliant Jokes & Riddles

    By Thomas J. Perotti

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    Groans, eye-rolls, giggles, belly chuckles, and so much more!

     

    This book is jam-packed with the most iconic dad jokes you'll find. Your kids will not be able to stop rolling on the floor in laughter or covering their faces in embarrassment. True to the dad joke style, we've made sure all the jokes here are so bad they're impossible not to laugh at.

     

    We've got jokes your kids will hate you for, jokes that remind your wife why she fell in love with you in the first place, and general, all-purpose jokes you can share amongst your group of fellow dads. Whatever the occasion, this joke book has got you covered!

     

    Use them as you wish, spread them freely, and keep the laughter rolling!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherThomas J. Perotti
    Release dateDec 4, 2021
    ISBN9798201769253
    Dad Jokes for New Dads: Brilliant Jokes & Riddles

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      Dad Jokes for New Dads - Thomas J. Perotti

      Introduction

      What is the best 'hood' in the ghetto? Fatherhood.

      You might have heard a lot about this 'hood' before, but it’s pretty much guaranteed nothing could prepare you for what lies ahead. Nonetheless, this book is written to give you an edge over other dads in the comedy department, at least. I’ve collected 304 of the funniest jokes I could think of and presented them to you in this handy list. Have fun with them and keep them close at hand in case you ever need help diffusing a tense situation or just to add some classic dad humor to your personality!

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      40 Jokes to Get You Started

      Q : What is the scariest threat to a matchstick?

      A : You’re on your last strike!

      Q : Your mom thought I should tell you a joke about planes.

      A : But I thought it would go over your head.

      Q : Why do the ducks keep attacking our dog?

      A : Because he’s a pure bread!

      Q : Your mom threatened to leave me unless I stopped buying comic books.

      A : She said she couldn’t deal with my issues!

      Q : Why do rockstars hate playing for ghosts?

      A : Because they don’t want to get boo’d.

      Q : Where can you find the best winter clothes in the United States?

      A : New Jersey!

      Q : I failed a health and safety course yesterday. It asked me what steps to take in case of fire.

      A : Apparently, Quick Ones wasn’t the correct answer.

      Q : What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

      A : Feyonce.

      Q : My wife threatened to leave because of my obsession with horoscopes.

      A : It

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