Jokes from the Back Seat: Humor for Kids!
By JoBo JoBo
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Jokes from the Back Seat - JoBo JoBo
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THREE IMPORTANT NOTES—
(before you read this book)
1. If you find a joke with a small V
and a number, such as V12,
that indicates that you can go to The VAULT
at the back of this book (the upside-down pages), beginning on page 127.
In The VAULT, you will find additional information about that joke, including what might make it funny. For example:
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. V6
If you go The VAULT and look for V6, it will say:
V6: An imposter
is someone who pretends to be something they’re not. Noodles are a form of pasta. Impasta
sounds like imposter.
2. There are 10 pages in this book that you’ll need to read with the help of a mirror.
These are pages 24, 25, 32, 33, 48, 49, 72, 73, 106, and 107. Just hold them to a mirror to read!
3. Some pages are upside down. To read them, stand on your head!
Some Jokes
It was so cold in the barn that the cows gave ice cream.
Dogs can’t take X-rays, but cat scan.
Q: What do you find on a tiny beach?
A: Microwaves.
I would tell you the 288 joke,
but it’s too gross. V1
A woman walked into a doctor’s office with food smeared all over her face and vegetables stuck in her hair. The doctor said, I can see you’re not eating well.
A cockroach left his home from behind the refrigerator and went west. Now he has a home on the range. V2
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Between you and me, something smells.
I like elevator jokes… They work on so many levels.
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Say, ‘People!’
The home appliance store hired a chicken as a salesperson. After a few weeks, they found they were losing money. It turns out it was a free-range chicken.
The Mona Lisa was accused of theft. But the police thought she was framed. V3
Atom1: I think I’m missing an electron.
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: I’m positive.
V4
A suburban farmer gave up raising chickens because he felt cooped up.
A mechanic came into a doctor’s office and said, Last night I dreamed I was a muffler, and I woke up exhausted.
Q: How lonely were you?
A: I was so lonely I played dodgeball with myself. I usually lost.
Tom: What is 3,000 in Roman numerals?
Sue: Mmm…
Tom: Right!
V5
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta. V6
A baby skunk was lost far into the woods. He wandered all night and finally made it home. His surprised mother asked how he did it. He said, Instinct.
V7
They say money talks. Mine just says goodbye.
Q: Why do cows have hooves?
A: They lactose. V8
Q: What does a panda use to fry hamburgers?
A: A pan. Duh.
A botanist enjoyed his work with mushrooms. He told friends he was lichen it. And, of course, he was a fungi. V9
The local pond has strict rules. Only frogs are allowed. All others