The Ultimate Blonde Joke Book: Ultimate Joke Book, #2

By Guy Anthony De Marco

Here it is, the book you've been longing for... The ULTIMATE Blonde Joke Book! Includes:

• Over 250 Blonde Jokes
• Brand-New Jokes by Guy A. De Marco
• Get the upper hand in a Blonde Joke contest
• Rule the playground (or water cooler, if you're an older kid)
• Alarm people around you as you laugh out loud
• Spew drinks from your nose at passers-by

Get your copy today!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Villainous Press
• Release date: Oct 18, 2015
• ISBN: 9781622250332

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The Ultimate Blonde Joke Book

Collected & Written by

Guy A. De Marco

The Ultimate Blonde Joke Book

Copyright © 2015 Guy Anthony De Marco

Licensed to Villainous Press.

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system, without the express written permission of the copyright holder, except where permitted by law. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination, or, if real, used fictitiously. Most jokes were written specifically for this book and may not be used elsewhere without written permission from the publisher. Jokes written by Guy Anthony De Marco may not be copied or used without written permission.

ISBN: 978-1-62225-033-2

Published by

Villainous Press, an imprint of

The Publishing Consortium™, LLC

PO Box 229

Urbana, MO 65767

Villainous Press Epub Edition October 2015

Coded in the USA

www.VillainousPress.com

Blonde Jokes

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40?

A: A blonde parade.

Q: A blonde was swimming and decided to see how deep she could dive. What happened?

A: Her husband found her drowned in the bathtub.

Q: Why did the blonde write TGIF on her sneakers?

A: To remind her that toes go in first

Q: Why couldn't the blonde go water skiing?

A: She couldn't find a lake with a slope.

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