THE BEST ADULT CELEBRITY JOKES

By SEAN PREGENT

FUNNY ADULT CELEBRITY JOKE BOOK. TOP ADULT JOKES COMEDY ONE LINERS AND STORIES OLD AND NEW. THE KIND OF HUMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY OMG THEY DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Jun 15, 2020
• ISBN: 9781716833199

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THE BEST

ADULT CELEBRITY

JOKES

BY SEAN A PREGENT

Q:Why did John Lennon get shot? A:Because Yoko

ducked. Q: Why didn't the metro bus driver let G-Unit on the bus? A: Because they didn't have 50 cent with them Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill

Clinton first thing in the morning? A. She wants to be the first lady. Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican? A. The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth. Q. How come Mike Tyson's eye's water

during sex? A. Mace Q: Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres

died? A: They found her face down in Ricki Lake. Q.

What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every

night? A. She doesn't, she eats out! Q: What is Mick Jagger's favorite drink? A: A Mickshake! Q. Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? A.

Everyone would be afraid to lick it. Q: What was Ted Bundy's favorite group dance? A: The Electric Slide!

Q. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves

and OJ Simpson? A. Christopher Reeves got the

electric chair....and O.J walked! Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall? A. George

Michael's latest release. Q. What do you call a man

with a blackhead on his dick? A. Hugh Grant. Q.

What's the difference between George Michael and a

microwave oven? A. A microwave stops when you

open the door. Q. How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? A. By rearranging the living-room

furniture. Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? A. She screamed her hands off. Q.

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A.

So she can moan with the other. Q. Why was Helen

Keller's leg yellow? A. Her dog was blind too. Q. What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for

swearing? A. Washed her hands with soap. Q: What

happened when James Blunt fell into a pencil

sharpener? A: He became James Sharp. Q: What is a

preacher's favoriate song? A: Livin' on a prayer by

Bon Jovi. What does Will Smith