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    Help Wanted
    Help Wanted
    Help Wanted
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    Help Wanted

    By Christopher Ridge

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    A humorous suspense story that will have you in stitches on the edge of your seat. 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChristopher Ridge
    Release dateJan 2, 2022
    ISBN9798201371159
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    Christopher Ridge

    Christopher Ridge is a creature feature horror and sci-fi writer. He enjoys B horror movies, aliens, monsters and mutant insects and such. To get an idea of what his stories and short novels are like think ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES, THEM, and IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE. He lives in Indianapolis Indiana with his wife and two sons.

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