The Ugly Truth About Shopping Carts
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Sometimes even the most simple of tasks isn't that simple.
All Andrew wants to do is get home after a long hard day.
All his wife asks is that he picks something up at the store on his way home.
It's during rush hour and it's getting late.
People are angry and ticked off. The traffic is bumber to bumper.
Going in is the easy part.
Getting what you need. Well, that's a different story.
Christopher Ridge
Christopher Ridge is a creature feature horror and sci-fi writer. He enjoys B horror movies, aliens, monsters and mutant insects and such. To get an idea of what his stories and short novels are like think ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES, THEM, and IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE. He lives in Indianapolis Indiana with his wife and two sons.
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While every precaution has been taken in the preparation of this book, the publisher assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions, or for damages resulting from the use of the information contained herein.
THE UGLY TRUTH ABOUT SHOPPING CARTS
First edition. July 6, 2016.
Copyright © 2016 Christopher Ridge.
ISBN: 978-1533760128
Written by Christopher Ridge.
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THE UGLY TRUTH ABOUT SHOPPING CARTS
Andrew was anxious to get home. After a long hard day of squirting bugs in the Indiana July, the summer heat wore him out. He longed for just going home, kicking back in his recliner and popping a cold one. He quit drinking but after today he was going to start back