Incredulous Stewpidity

By Diarmuid Collins

… ABOUT THIS BOOK …

My Uncle was once sentenced to 5 years in an all-female prison …
He got 10 for good behaviour!

My brother is a physicist.
His girlfriend is a biologist.
If you ask me …
they’ve no chemistry!

I was on a drive last week
when a policeman pulled me
over.
He said, "Road works ahead."
I said ... "Does it?"


… You’ve read the back … now buy the book!!!

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse UK
• Release date: May 13, 2021
• ISBN: 9781665589154

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© 2021 Diarmuid Collins. All rights reserved.

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transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.

Published by AuthorHouse 09/01/2021

ISBN: 978-1-6655-8916-1 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-6655-8917-8 (hc)

ISBN: 978-1-6655-8915-4 (e)

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Contents

About the Author

Part I: Jokes

… So, Where do I Start …

… Psychiatrist’s …

… My Mental Issues …

… But I do Like Writing Self-Help Books …

… The True Meaning of Life …

… Marriage …

… Sex …

… Safe Sex …

… Stock Markets …

… My Uncle …

… My Brother …

… Getting to Know People …

… My Apartment …

Part II: More Jokes

…. My 8 Year Old Son …

… Maths …

… Boxing …

… My Wife …

... My Doctor ...

… Girlfriends …

… Golf …

… Smoking …

… Inventions …

… My Local Town …

… Dating …

… Religion …

… Knock Knock …

… Jokes …

… More Jokes …

… Ok, One More Joke …

This book is dedicated

to that

guy I saw yesterday!

About the Author

My name is Diarmuid Collins. I was named after my father … 20 years after him to be precise! Last week I got rid of my