“I bought two salmon, stuck one in his glove compartment and put another under his seat”

We heard you had a hook-up for Irn Bru at the World Cup in Japan? Yeah, one of the fans actually brought some over. They knew that I was craving Irn Bru and I think WP Nel made some phone calls and one of the guys brought some over on first class. He brought me 12 bottles – I was delighted!

I was out the back of our house, putting stuff in the tumble dryer and I could smell this smoke. I thought