The Minecraft Toilet: Book 1

By Flyff Apleman, Loe Swonny, Kaleany Gell and 2 more

This ebook is a fun book for kids. 

This book encourages college students (Year 7, 8 & 9) to read a book. Reviews below shows some of what people think.

‘Funniest book I’ve ever read’ Oliver Bean

’This book cured my Depression!’ AFatDwarf

‘Best book I’ve read, Shakespeare Quality.’ KingAinsley11

’Much memes. Very good.’ OllyORB

This book was published near the end of 2018, and got some good reviews. This book was built for the fun, not for the money. We want to feature this book, because we want to put a smile on children’s faces. This book was written by children, and read by children. Recommended for anyone in Y7 or over (Y7+).

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2018 © Swonny Books 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Swonny Books
• Release date: Nov 14, 2018

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Chapter 1: Introduction

Ali A view

aaa , it’s not my fault my mum and dad have got aids. I thought they were just normal MINECRAFT pvp gods. Well, until that minecarft hacker turned up and ruined my life. Yeah they’re meen. So is crasyshooter11.. Not just Greekyk gods like Percy Jackson B every flipping sweat you can think of. Tfue, Myth, pewdiepie and  TSM Daequan. All are enemies with each other. My name is Ali-A. My mate is called Ninja. Son of Isis. I’m rather special. I have autism. My Mum is god of Minecraft and parodies. Wow. My Dad, well let’s just say he’s not human or greek. He’s game ended. It all started on th. I was going to school like any other day. I had met up with Ninja. We were walking to school when out of the blue I started playing Minecraf.

What the on earth is that?! I screamed.

Well it’s a minecraft!

A Minecraft? I replied.

No. Its my favourite game. of course it’s minecraft! Ninja said sarcastically

UGH!?

"They smell ur cringe. You need to pray to Ali a

What about you?

I’m not stupid Of course you’re stupid you’re my nan!"

Not to them.There after you. Not me. Go!

I ran for my life! I heard the minigun charging.

DAB! I heard behind me.

I knew Tee ess em miff was trying to distract the fortnite twitch streamer. It seemed to work until the beast decided I was easier kill as NINJA could BUILD faster than me. I built for all my worth. Past max height. My ‘Nan’ must’ve seen me cause it came flying out of our drive as fast as the

Reviews for The Minecraft Toilet

[Gloria Lee · Rating: 1 out of 5 stars]

So bad grammar this book is trashy... ok this is bad

[Lauro Cariaga · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

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