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    A Meow and Bork Cantata
    A Meow and Bork Cantata
    A Meow and Bork Cantata
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    A Meow and Bork Cantata

    By Wetdryvac

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    This book brought to you by request, by those who've been reading my morning-addled stage-direction styled burbles about the household animals. Seriously. When it comes time to blame someone, blame them.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateNov 1, 2020
    ISBN9781716458651
    A Meow and Bork Cantata
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    Wetdryvac

    Wetdryvac: A non-gendered mechanical contrivance designed specifically for interactions with humans driven by preconception, with the thus-far successful goal of rendering such preconceptions wompsie-sideways. Currently operating out of New England, wetdryvac.net, and similarly friendly locales.

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