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Alphabet Food Distortion
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A work of doggerel poetry in text and paintings, with text and picture versions for easy silly reading. Not for children, unless you're OK with your kids being handed warfare references.
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Wetdryvac
Wetdryvac: A non-gendered mechanical contrivance designed specifically for interactions with humans driven by preconception, with the thus-far successful goal of rendering such preconceptions wompsie-sideways. Currently operating out of New England, wetdryvac.net, and similarly friendly locales.
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