Tell Me Something Funny

By Dode Sescri

"I have seen people swarm around you like bees on a honeycomb", says martin to his old friend Jimmy, "what is it that you give them, which makes them like you so much? There certainly must be something interesting they are getting from you, can I get a piece of that too? Please tell me something funny, it could be anything, a story, a joke, a riddle, a phrase, just anything," pleads martin with now reluctant Jimmy, "all right then", replies the latter, just remember that I am no Comedian, hold your ears wide open, and be ready to laugh at anything I do or say, deal or no deal?" "yeah you have that one, it’s a deal of course replies Martin, "Now let's head to Feverrland."

**NB** THIS IS NOT A BOOK OF JOKES!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dode Sescri
• Release date: Sep 11, 2016
• ISBN: 9781370292387

Dode Sescri

Let me tell you a story, it goes like this..."Once upon a time there lived a rat and a cat, they were very good friends, they lived happily in their wooden shack, they shared everything between themselves, when one of them got some food, he would share it with the other. One day the rat did something very bad, he annoyed the cat who then out of rage slapped him very hard, the rat was seriously injured by the blow and then died. That’s the end of my story..."Yarn spinning is a skill that is deeply ingrained in our blood, we are descended from a long line of great story tellers, there is no story we don’t know how to tell, we always find time to amaze our audiences with great tales, both the contemporary and the legends of the old...My old time friends Jiji and Kaki are the two fellows that have greatly influenced my writing and life at large, when you hear them speak you are led to think they know everything, Jiji was very good at debates, I don’t remember a single day when he lost a contest. Kaki on the other hand was a great story teller, I don’t know where he got his stories from, we simply enjoyed them, we never cared about his sources either, he had lots of them too. One thing I loved about this little fellow was that I never got bored around him. He would flood your ears with thousands of stories at a time and there is no single moment when he will tell you the same story twice. Jiji was somehow a fanatic. When there is a discussion then individuals get stuck at a point where nobody has any further information, all are ignorant, that’s when he jumps onto the dance floor, claiming he knows it all, I have never met anyone who loved arguments more than Jiji, even a simple discussion he would turn it into an argument. He had a strange way of convincing people to believe his claims, even though you had with you solid facts that proved him otherwise, you still couldn’t beat him...

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Contention.

This is not a book of jokes

For the purposes of universal comprehension, I have decided to leave out all practical jokes I could have used in this text with only the exception of a few that help elaborate more on the points.  I have a thousand jokes at the back of my head which I could not tell here.

The book emphasizes humour as a way of enhancing communication and building good & strong social relations. Humour is to be used for heightening conversations.

After you are done reading this text please try not to remember everything I have said, lots of stuff is really silly conversation. This is a serious book with an occasional gleam of humour.

Prank-1-Fresh Funnies.

What is the most recent time you had a good laugh?

At one moment or the other people happen to find things they really laugh at, sometimes they laugh so much till their ribs ache and hands go numb. With that then can we confidently say it’s the real laughter?

From a comedian’s point of view a successful entertainer prevails because they understand very well things people laugh at. Let us take a look of a handful of these small