Darwin and the Apes

By Dode Sescri

Darwin gathers his large ape family to tell them a tale, the ascent of man is retold once more in the eyes of the apes, he teaches them many tricks which they can use to outwit man and remove him from his current place of dominion, "they can't do anything without their witchcraft," he tells them, he even gives them secret plans to cause mayhem in the peoples households."

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dode Sescri
• Release date: Sep 11, 2016
• ISBN: 9781370634514

Dode Sescri

Let me tell you a story, it goes like this..."Once upon a time there lived a rat and a cat, they were very good friends, they lived happily in their wooden shack, they shared everything between themselves, when one of them got some food, he would share it with the other. One day the rat did something very bad, he annoyed the cat who then out of rage slapped him very hard, the rat was seriously injured by the blow and then died. That’s the end of my story..."Yarn spinning is a skill that is deeply ingrained in our blood, we are descended from a long line of great story tellers, there is no story we don’t know how to tell, we always find time to amaze our audiences with great tales, both the contemporary and the legends of the old...My old time friends Jiji and Kaki are the two fellows that have greatly influenced my writing and life at large, when you hear them speak you are led to think they know everything, Jiji was very good at debates, I don’t remember a single day when he lost a contest. Kaki on the other hand was a great story teller, I don’t know where he got his stories from, we simply enjoyed them, we never cared about his sources either, he had lots of them too. One thing I loved about this little fellow was that I never got bored around him. He would flood your ears with thousands of stories at a time and there is no single moment when he will tell you the same story twice. Jiji was somehow a fanatic. When there is a discussion then individuals get stuck at a point where nobody has any further information, all are ignorant, that’s when he jumps onto the dance floor, claiming he knows it all, I have never met anyone who loved arguments more than Jiji, even a simple discussion he would turn it into an argument. He had a strange way of convincing people to believe his claims, even though you had with you solid facts that proved him otherwise, you still couldn’t beat him...

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Contention.

The theme and purpose of this book is not to defame the deceased adventurer, explorer and scientist, but to pass out an argument that contradicts the beliefs he left behind, the beliefs that a huge proportion of scientists across the globe now uphold and put into daily practices, it is therefore in my conscience to challenge his works just as he had challenged the works of others. In this narrative, I am going to give my point of view in reference to statements he and other researchers left behind.

Each person can believe whatever they want, I have my own faith to cling to, the purposes of this narrative is for amusements purposes mostly, some of the information here may appear inaccurate, incomplete or utterly foolish, anyways I wish every reader a fast-paced enchanting read.

Theory-1-lifeless bones.

Every time I look at works of presentations of these scientists all I see is a piece of lifeless bones skilfully stacked together to form what looks like an animal. Then they turn their heads towards you, they look at you straight into the eyes saying, this creature once lived long ago, now it's dead, they have given them names, its bones were carefully recovered from a quarry site now reconstructed to make it appear as close as possible to what it was before it perished.

The visitor then says, "A very wonderful piece of art, I see, I congratulate you for your hard work, you have laboured intensively to make this thing a magnificent tourist attraction but there is one thing you forgot to do, one last modelling procedure before I am completely convinced. Use your scientific knowledge to make it live again, how would I know that these are real bones