Show Me Some Lab Ethos

By Dode Sescri

My son was once called a bright boy, our neighbors told me he is destined for greatness, now he has turned into an evil genius doing things I never imagined he could possibly do, his scientific experiments terrify me, last week I went to the countryside to visit my mother only to come back and find he had dissected all the six new-born puppies, when I asked why he performed such a cruel experiment on my little dogs he claimed that they had an anatomy class where they had been taught all the inner workings of a small being, the supervisor later went ahead and urged them to redo the experiments on their own, they can use whatever small animals they could find around the house such as rats, "are these rats?" I asked angrily, "you have just killed my puppies, you don’t know what you have done." When I tried to punish him for his misdeeds, he threatened to leak radiation into my house.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dode Sescri
• Release date: Sep 27, 2016
• ISBN: 9781370400539

Dode Sescri

Let me tell you a story, it goes like this..."Once upon a time there lived a rat and a cat, they were very good friends, they lived happily in their wooden shack, they shared everything between themselves, when one of them got some food, he would share it with the other. One day the rat did something very bad, he annoyed the cat who then out of rage slapped him very hard, the rat was seriously injured by the blow and then died. That’s the end of my story..."Yarn spinning is a skill that is deeply ingrained in our blood, we are descended from a long line of great story tellers, there is no story we don’t know how to tell, we always find time to amaze our audiences with great tales, both the contemporary and the legends of the old...My old time friends Jiji and Kaki are the two fellows that have greatly influenced my writing and life at large, when you hear them speak you are led to think they know everything, Jiji was very good at debates, I don’t remember a single day when he lost a contest. Kaki on the other hand was a great story teller, I don’t know where he got his stories from, we simply enjoyed them, we never cared about his sources either, he had lots of them too. One thing I loved about this little fellow was that I never got bored around him. He would flood your ears with thousands of stories at a time and there is no single moment when he will tell you the same story twice. Jiji was somehow a fanatic. When there is a discussion then individuals get stuck at a point where nobody has any further information, all are ignorant, that’s when he jumps onto the dance floor, claiming he knows it all, I have never met anyone who loved arguments more than Jiji, even a simple discussion he would turn it into an argument. He had a strange way of convincing people to believe his claims, even though you had with you solid facts that proved him otherwise, you still couldn’t beat him...

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Experiment-1-A Farmer’s Peach.

A farmer once gave a pair of peaches and apples to two of his two playful kids, enjoy yourselves boys, he said and walked out to visit his farm holding an axe on his shoulders, he strolled away slowly as he always did. As soon as he was gone the playful kittens started a game of jostling with one another, they could not have enough fun, soon it was getting to noontime, the sun becoming hotter as the kitten began to feel hungry, they looked at the clock, it was almost late in the evening it was now growing dark, when the farmer finally returned in the evening he found them dozing on a door mat. We are very hungry papa, they exclaimed. What did you do to the fruits I left you? he asked them angrily, then raised his head a little to look at the mess the ugly ducklings had created, the entire house surface was filled with fruit juice, the walls, the paintings, the furniture and the floor too was slippery, they had been throwing things around using eddies as darts, a game of hide and seek, the sharpshooter manual etc.

A while ago the farmer had done almost the same, he gave them two oranges and went back to his room, when he came out he found that one of them had put on sunglasses while the other had a notebook making some drawings of the fruit, they had the orange sliced into a half and now were pretending to be scientists studying a strange specimen, uttering unknown words as their vocabulary of profession. The farmer was very furious at this site and therefore smacked off the pieces from their table, I gave you these oranges so that you can find a knife to eat them, not play with them. He rebuked them.

Experiment-2-Nazi Philosophy.

A group of scientists, philosophers and activists have embarked on a mission to inform the world that if something is not done on time, planet earth will perish, everything must be cut, cut, cut & more cutting. Cut the consumption of fossil fuels, cut public transport, cut mining, cut everything including the population, they claim that the only sure way to reduce consumption and such a dangerous lifestyle is to slash the human population by a huge portion, probably by a half or more. Now things start to get ugly and a once exciting discussion turns into a sour debate, a vast majority of the populace reject this agenda.

These people are going to commit worse atrocities than anyone that has ever lived, they are going to do much more despicable things than the Nazis, when the people chat saying the Nazis were indeed extreme, but not as evil as these modern day scientists, the Nazis at least targeted a selected group of people, but these humongosaurs here want to destroy us all.

The most amusing part is that none of them ever lives long enough to see how the world is transformed. They too found themselves on earth. Just the same way all others do, they did not mould the earth, they simply found it here, if you are the ones who placed the human populations on earth you can do anything you wish with them, if not then you have no right to take them away.

If planet earth will perish, then let it be so, it's not in our comprehension to reason out such things, they are beyond any human comprehension, they think they understand everything when they have touched only a tiny speck of the whole thing, they think they can make a huge difference when they can actually do nothing about it, what shall you do?

Are you going to stop people from going to work because their cars are polluting the air? Are you going to stop people from cooking their food because their gas is producing dangerous smoke? If you want to get rid of human populations start with yourself and leave us alone in peace.

Despite all these misfortunes, natural disasters, wars, starvation and disease, human population has been doubling for the last two centuries,

Humans are remarkably resilient beings.

In order to produce energy, you must burn something, our ancestors in the olden days burned firewood to produce cooking fuel, the sun burns cosmic gases to produce light and heat energy we use today, the human body burns food we take in everyday to produce energy for our daily life,