Learn Welsh With Jokes 2: Dysgu Cymraeg gyda jôcs 2

By Jeremy Taylor

Learn Welsh With Jokes 2 is a collection of 100 more jokes in easy Welsh with English translations. A great way for you to practise your Welsh and have fun at the same time.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Jeremy Taylor
• Release date: Nov 26, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310528316

Jeremy Taylor

I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.

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Learn Welsh with Jokes 2

Jeremy Taylor

Copyright 2019 by Jeremy Taylor

Smashwords Edition

Translation Rhodri Pearce

Cartoons by Ilja Bereznickas

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An introduction to Learn Welsh With Jokes 2

For those of you who enjoyed Learn Welsh With Jokes 1, here are another 100 jokes in Welsh for you to enjoy. Treat the book like a swimming pool; take frequent dips and it will be a pleasant experience; stay in for too long and you’ll go all wrinkly.

JT and RP 2019

101.

Menyw Grac: Pe bawn i'n eich gwraig, byddwn yn rhoi gwenwyn yn eich te.

Winston Churchill: Madam, pe bawn i'n eich gŵr, fyddwn i'n ei yfed.

101.

Angry woman: If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your tea.

Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.

102.

Aeth Winston Churchill i barti a wnaeth ef yfed gormod.

Menyw: Winston, rwyt ti wedi meddwi!

Winston Churchill: Ac rwyt ti'n hyll, ond yfory byddwn i'n sobr!

meddwi - to be drunk

sobr - sober

102.

Winston Churchill was at a party and he had had too much to drink.

Woman: Winston, you’re drunk!

Winston Churchill: And you’re ugly; but tomorrow I’ll be sober.

103.

Athro: (Yn edrych ar lyfr myfyriwr) Oh, Graham! Dylech chi byth dechrau brawddeg gyda oherwydd.

Graham: Pam?

Athro: Oherwydd rwy'n dweud!

brawddeg - a sentence

103.

Teacher: (Looking at pupil’s book) Oh dear, Graham. You should never begin a sentence with ‘because’.

Graham: Why not?

Teacher: Because I say so!

104.

Merch: Ydych chi'n credu fy mod i'n ofer?

Bachgen: Na, pam?

Merch: Gan fod merched mor hardd â mi fel arfer yn.

ofer - to be vain

104.

Girl: Do you think I’m vain?

Boy: Not really, why?

Girl: Because girls as beautiful as me, usually are.

105.

Pam nad oes llawer o eliffantod ym mhrifysgol?

Nid wyf yn gwybod.

Oherwydd mae llawer yn methu eu lefelau A.

lefelau A - A’ levels

105.

Why aren't there many elephants at University?

I don’t know.

Because not many of them pass their A'levels.

106.

Roedd menyw yn teithio ar fws gyda'i babi pan ddaeth dyn draw iddi hi, a dywedodd:

Dyna'r babi hyllaf a welais i erioed.

Roedd y fenyw yn amlwg yn drist iawn.

Beth sy'n bod? gofynnodd y tocynnwr.

Mae'r dyn draw yna yn fy nhrafferthu, dywedodd y fenyw.

Wel peidiwch eistedd yno, dywedodd y tocynnwr. "Ewch draw yno a dywed