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  • Street Machine

    LOL

    May 18, 2022 3 minutes

    GAG OF THE MONTH

    VEHICULAR HOMICIDE

    FRANK was a cab driver, but sometimes he got bored on the job, so he came up with a game: If he saw a lawyer walking along the footpath, he’d mount the kerb and run them over.

    One day, Frank picked up a priest. During the trip, the priest sat in the passenger seat in silence, intently studying his Bible.

    Just then, Frank saw a lawyer. Momentarily forgetting that the priest was with him (because he’d been so quiet), Frank swerved

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