WHAT’S YOUR SIGN?
DURING my check-up I asked the doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life?”
He replied, “Somehow I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now.”
I said, “I don’t go in for any of that astrology nonsense.”
“Neither do I,” the doctor replied. “My thermometer just broke.”
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STAYING POSITIVE
A LINGUISTICS professor was lecturing his class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms