A Tale To Tell

By Brian Von Blimp

A new book by Brian Von Blimp with varied poems and short stories in. It also features work by other writers including how to deal with a bad tempered market trader, a tale about vampires in Eastern Europe and more. The poems cover several topics of human behavior. This book adds to Brian's growing collection of alternative writing.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Nick's Poetry Books
• Release date: Feb 11, 2024
• ISBN: 9798215949771

Brian Von Blimp

Brian Von Blimp is into many things. Writing is one. His varied work includes poetry, prose and stories on a variety of topics. Brian loves getting tattooed, hiking the hills, listening to alternative music, drinking beer and living a simple but fulfilling life. Check his work out. He's working on new stories and poetry collections. His writing career is new and he looks forward to writing varied poems and stories. He was born in Germany and likes to travel. His working career includes call centre work.

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A Tale To Tell

Brian Von Blimp

I M P R I N T

A Tale To Tell by Brian Von Blimp or other named writers where stated.

© 2024. Brian Von Blimp or other named writers where stated. All rights reserved.

Author: Brian Von Blimp

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Disclaimer:

This book is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The names of people, places, and/or things are all created from the author’s mind and are only used for entertainment.

Cover image Brian Von Blimp.

Other photos by Brian Von Blimp or named sources.

A big thanks to all of those who supported me. You know who you are. 

Contents

Dedication

Stories

Poems

Bio

Dedication

This volume is dedicated to those who raise up the new empire from the ashes of the old one.

Stories

Q AND A'S FOR OUR TL

How many gals did you have sex with in call centres?

The total is 41. There was over 20 in one centre, a different gal in every other bay. There were some others in different call centres. In this call centre we work in I’ve had 13 until now. I can remember every single one and what we did together.

How many different call centres was this?

Not many call centres just 4 different places. I was in each one for years and got to know who liked me and who didn’t. that goes for both lovers and male enemies. You know how that works mate. It starts with a look and goes from there in both cases. Some guys didn’t like my selling skills or success with the gals. Some gals didn’t like my having sex with their friends and colleagues.

How many different accounts were you on?

I was on 2 or 3 main accounts in the first centre and different accounts in the rest. I had mentors too training me to be a coach and supervisor with leadership training. That involved being professional, managing people, operating digital systems, time management and other things. In this company I’ve been on 7 accounts and done many different things. You never stop learning.

Were there any problems with any of the gals?

Yes there were as you can imagine in romantic and intimate encounters. One gal kept complaining that I had her TV. We were together a few months and then split but she forgot to pick up her TV. I used it each day watching the news and basketball. She eventually picked it up after pestering me for it. It was a good TV but she stressed me out so I told her to pick it up!

Why do you have so many lovers?

Simply because I like it! It’s a perk of the job