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Jasmine Gardosi
Jasmine Gardosi is a Birmingham based poet of national and international standing and renown. She has appeared on BBC Radio 3’s The Verb, BBC Asian Network and Glastonbury Festival. As well as performing regularly around the UK, she is expanding her international reach. Most recently, she had been featured by Button Poetry, the world’s largest spoken word platform, after being awarded an Honourable Mention for Oustanding International Entry in their 2018 video contest. A Ledbury Poetry Festival board member, she also runs West Midlands Poets’ Place for Apples and Snakes, and regular school and community workshops, where she continues to combine sex education and creativity. We are thrilled to help finally bring this important poet to print.
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Hurtz - Jasmine Gardosi
PUBLISHED BY VERVE POETRY PRESS
Birmingham, West Midlands, UK
www.vervepoetrypress.com
mail@vervepoetrypress.com
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© 2019 Jasmine Gardosi
The right of Jasmine Gardosi to be identified as author of this work has been asserted in accordance with section 77 of the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.
No part of this work may be reproduced, stored or transmitted in any form or by any means, graphic, electronic, recorded or mechanical, without the prior written permission of the publisher.
FIRST PUBLISHED MAY 2019
Printed in Birmingham by Positive Print
ISBN: 978-1-912565-22-1
ePub ISBN: 978-1-912565-81-8
Recent studies have shown that cutting your thumb chopping kale hurts more than when chopping bacon, because you are about to eat kale and not bacon.
Having your foot run over by your Ford Focus is equivalent to pain acquired when a 26-year-old blonde rejects you for your wingman.
And contrary to the popular saying, the pain of an ant is not equal to that of a giant. An ant losing a leg would equate to a friendly punch on a human shoulder. Two legs, if the punch is passive aggressive.
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