Summary of If You Would Have By John Stamos

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John Stamos, a successful and beloved actor, gained fame with his role in General Hospital. Over the past four decades, he has surpassed expectations and showcased his comedic skills on Full House, ER, Broadway, and as an honorary Beach Boy. His memoir, "If You Would Have Told Me," delves into themes of friendship, love, loss, and courage to embrace love again. It features prominent Hollywood names and is characterized by wit and sincerity.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Willie M. Joseph
• Release date: Nov 2, 2023
• ISBN: 9798223427179

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FOREWORD BY MY FRIEND JAMIE LEE CURTIS

Jamie Lee Curtis, a renowned actor, knew that John Stamos would be the perfect actor to play his father, Tony Curtis, in a movie. They had known each other in passing, but first met on the Ryan Murphy TV show Scream Queens. Curtis and Stamos shared their lives, dreams, and families, and Stamos's ability to charm and touch people with his deep goodness was evident in his relationship with his mother and father. Despite his success, Stamos brings joy to any performance onstage or on-screen. Curtis expressed his love and respect for Stamos, stating that he is a good, funny, smart, loving man who brings joy and peace to the world. Stamos's dedication to his family and his love for his craft make him a beloved figure in the entertainment industry.

PROLOGUE: THE MESSENGER

The story revolves around a family member who is a hummingbird, a symbol of a lost relative coming back from beyond. The family's father built a wooden trellis on their house, showcasing his passion for agriculture. When he was only 65, the family knew he would return to check on his plants, ensuring proper care. The story highlights the importance of the persistence of vision and the importance of creating in our lives. Hummingbirds are considered good luck in Asian traditions, spirits that heal hearts in Native American lore, and messengers from the other side.

They are chaotic, energetic, excessive, pleasure-seeking, self-soothing, addictive, generous, beautiful, instinctual, and gracefully wise. The story is about Hollywood, fame, fortune, and fuckups, but also about home, heart, healing, and hummingbirds.

MERCY

On June 12, 2015, a fifty-one-year-old man named Jesse Katsopolis is driving in a silver Mercedes S 550 Coupe, surrounded by tourists who are worried about his safety. He is unsure if he is behind any wheel and is unsure if he is Jesse Katsopolis or Tony Gates. The man lives in a 1940s Rat Pack bachelor pad in Beverly Hills, filled with homages to the Casino Gods, including Frank Sinatra and Elvis. His house is full of homages to the Casino Gods, but also contains innocent tokens from an earlier time.

The man's house hasn't been the happiest place on earth recently, and he is restless and joyless. He is pacing the place like a prisoner, back and forth, purposeless. He is heading to The Palm, a classic surf and turf steakhouse in Los Angeles, where he meets his close friend Bob Saget. The walls are covered with caricatures of celebrity customers, but only two caricatures made it into the new Beverly Hills spot: him and Frank Sinatra. The man remembers his dad, William John Stamos, who was always bigger than life to him.

The author is struggling with the loss of their mother, Loretta, who passed away nine months ago. They feel adrift and alone without her guidance, and their emotions are managed like a chemist. They process the five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.

To cope, they go to The Palm, have a drink, and plan a Hollywood party with their friend Bob. They discuss finding someone good and kind to spend the rest of their lives. They listen to Paul Revere and the Raiders on the radio, which helps them numb out and be comforted by people they don't get.

The author's kicks are chasing a combination of dopamine and serotonin, which takes more and more to get those neurotransmitters transmitting. They start bullshitting, covering up secrets with lies. To sober up, they meticulously plan their recovery, quitting drinking, and working out. They plan to show up on Monday morning looking clean-shaven, bright-eyed, and stone sober, with the reward being increasing the revelry once the project is completed.

In summary, the author is struggling with the loss of Loretta and managing their emotions like a chemist. They are also dealing with the challenges of finding a good and kind partner and dealing with the consequences of their actions.

The protagonist, John, is a successful actor who is constantly portrayed as a bon vivant and a cocksman. He feels it is his duty to uphold his status and keep the dream alive for others. However, he struggles with being serious and the pressure to impress others. His shrink, Phil Stutz, advises him to show his commitment to work, nonattachment, and self-restraint. He believes that his life is a porpoise orgy and that he should focus on his career, family, and reputation.

John is struggling with the idea of having a family, as he believes that anyone can have one. He is unsure of where he is going and is constantly confused by the world around him. He is ready to hit the Pearly Gates, but his life becomes blurred when he is found blacked out and taken to the hospital. The police officer asks about his date of birth and what he took, but he is unable to provide any information.

The protagonist is rushed to the hospital for a misdemeanor DUI and is left feeling a mix of sadness and substance abuse. He longs for his mom to comfort him and make everything okay. He wishes he could be a hummingbird and be with his mom.

The protagonist wakes up in heaven, surrounded by concern and love from Bob Saget. He has been living offscreen for years, playing the role of Dr. Tony Gates, an emergency medicine specialist. He struggles with losing himself and giving in to others' perceptions, which leads to depression and despondency. His sisters, Alaina and Janeen, try to find him, but he is in the system under his alias, Hair Club for Men founder Sy Sperling.

The protagonist feels like he needs to get better for his family, but he doesn't realize that healing starts with the self. He slips in and out of sleep, and when he is sober enough to be discharged, his sisters send Vinny to drive him home. He has been a caricature of his best characters, such