The Modern Relationship Resume: The Urbanization of Relationship Protocol

By Christie O. Dalton

The novel is based on life experience, relationship psychology, male and female interactions, and cohabitation to find a higher soulmate. It is a true story of life experiences and life advice from the author illustrating the pain and the gain of relationship experiences and the growth and developments that one can gain from such experiences. Through growth and change one can find their potential life journey and the relationship journey.

• Language: English
• Publisher: BooxAi
• Release date: Jul 26, 2023
• ISBN: 9789655782868

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CHAPTER 1

SHARON TEACHER GAL

This novel is based on a true story and experiences from a man perspective and derived from all the interactions that were experienced over the years of twenty plus in this journey of one life. We have experienced the stressful process of meeting someone new. Is she going to be this person or that person? Are they going to like my bad morning breath or my sticky sock? Are they going to like when I pass gas in the bed? Is she going to feel embarrassed while we are having sex, blowing off forth like a broken tailpipe? Is she going to like my mom’s curry chicken and rice and peas? Does she like that I drink Guinness and read my Bible? Can she cook better than me or as well as I do? Does she live in the restaurant and in the mall? How good is her financial education? Does she secure her panties that time of the month? Is she going to have me drive her all the time? How are her credit scores? Does her father close to her? Did she get molested when she was young? Does she like crazy sex? How much like drugs? Does she experiment with how compatible we are? What is her zodiac sign? How easy has she got to get to know and understand? These are some of the facets of The modern relationship concept and vision contrast and interactive orientation with a potential partner. These or some of the variables I will address and you decide for yourself if you would endure some of them or how long you will continue with some of those relationships. I never included my ex-wife in this novel because she is not that savvy to be here because Assasin was on my tail but most of them were wife material candidates until she violated the seven laws of my relationship resume: Thou shall not be selfish and self-righteous. Love is the answer.

As an adult grown man living through the decade growing up in Kingston, Jamaica. I saw the man’s father being a whole man, a complete man, a skilled man a professional man and a man of God. These attributes come from a great leader: my first real hero who moves mountains. I have grown to learn and love the psyche of a woman mostly a very, very intelligent beautiful woman and the ignorant one too and how they think and women’s laws. I have become too turning to address the mindset of 90% of the American real queens because you have empress and queen. I think Keke Palmer is a royalty queen bujee ghetto legend but it butters sister. However, I will touch on the topic of the mindset of the majority of the American women thinking pad and how they formulate their relationship conquest and some of the criteria that a certain kind and type of guy and man that they seek out and interview to land that committed job. Why do they think that way and what has driven them to think that way? Any abuse in the house? Did they were raped by a family a cousin or a close friend? When did the savage females' blueprint was born? And which girl club invents some of those control and birth and marriage control mechanism? Was this a conquering conquest started in a college dorm by one of their superior sister? Did my heart get broken to write some of those modern female relationship laws that were born to keep good men in the dark and then became the damaged heart fix? Some of the females lose it and become lesbians. I DIG IT. But why one weak man has made it bad for all good and strong God servant Kings? But The Female Mindset Resume continues: How big and long is John? What is your credit score? Are you 6’2? Can you have sex for ninety minutes? How much is in your bank account? Where do you live? Do you have any property over the sea? Because, I hire you. We can have sex but you make my pussy wet. If we met in another circumstance we could have fucked. Your conversations do not match your situation. You sound like you are a mover and shaker. What is your story? How one looks and thinks about the socio-economical psychological cultural behaviors of the mindset of the modern American woman Bazzle me. As migrants moving through North America, don’t get me wrong, I have met some of the nicest sexy mix-race. Every race woman in America. I love the Latino and the redneck redhead fat pump. Country Girl, the mix African American royalty. You don’t even know. These are the boujee kind of grey-eyes African American Ethiopian queens. The mindset is where it is. She said, Can I give her a mind climax?’ and the other one said, Can you make seven heavens climaxes? I said, Yes. Robin did and had Genesis and run away to Alpharetta. The E500 could not buy, I just want to see my daughter's control Factor. Nevertheless, the topic is about the psyche of women in America. The majority of them have invented or formulated the criteria for me like a guy or dating a man to come close to the punani . It is taxed in the cultural activity. They charge under the table over the table and behind the table and this is a generalization of the cultural application in relationships. Starting the resume is going to roll out in two days, two months or even two years if she is really moving fast in two weeks, she is going to ask what your 401k is.

For example, this young lady I met in West Palm Beach in 2022, about March of that year I had her number in my phone. I texted her from time to time. One time she texted me saying that her car broke so me and my ride and live cousin we are more like the mighty twins of the entire family over 300 cousins, the envy of the familiar cause of our relationship. However, I hit up Junior Back door black and said, Cousin, this chick wants to fix her car. I AM GONNA GIVE you $50.00 bucks to get it done. I said, No man, you’re my blood. I said, Stop working for free, brother. I will give you the money. So, I gave my cousin the money, he fixed her break, she got a free lunch I never saw her again and yes, she gave up no punani. So, after like nine months passed by, she hit me up on December 12,2022 and she said, Hey, how are you doing? I answered, I’m doing great. Where have you been all this time? She replied, I have been going threw it a lot. My answer was, Oh, I’m sorry to hear this. Boom she disappeared for about two months. Now come February 12, 2023 she texted me again out of the blue, Hey, how are you doing? My answer was, I am good. You took two months to answer my text. Are you single now? Her answer was, Again, I’ve been going through a lot in my life and I don’t want anyone to feel like my problems become their problems too. My answer to her was, You have been too individualistic and made wrong choices and why have you waited so long to fix your life? You need greener pastors, you need to be relocated, you do not listen. Her answer was, My life had been fixed, I just hit a bump in the road on this journey called life. My answer to her was, You need to get married and balance your spiritual equilibrium. Her answer was, I am not ready for that, right now I have bills that are due and I need $100.00. I am short on my light bills and that is not a lot. I answered to her, You will never be ready if this is your mindset and you have missed the lady blueprint that’s why you are going to keep living in the storm of a rough life. Are you gonna close your legs until that day comes for you to get married? I do NOT WANT TO sound harsh and brazen but, my friend, true love is when you are truthful and honest with yourself and others… She didn’t answer, I texted her again and asked her, Where is your baby daddy or boyfriend sugar etc or potential husband? I said, Think calmly before you answer. Her answer was, My baby daddy is dead. I told you this when I met you and the boyfriend I had we broke up because of his ex-girlfriend. My answer to her was, Oh, ok, so why do you not want to date a man who does not have an ex or baby mother drama but you want his money to pay your bills? I have a rule, my friend. I DO NOT PAY NO female bills unless it’s my mother or wife or girlfriend or my baby's mother. Ok? How are you feeling right now? I told her I would give her the I will give to her when I see her Friday. I want some happy ending, she said. I never saw her Friday. I am the wrong person. Apparently, she did not read the text properly and got upset and pretty jealousy kicked in and there was no time to explain to her to read with understanding or emotions. Did she digest the words in that text? I said, If I am helping to pay any bills, we are sleeping together, do you agree? I am using the back door black get them off my back woman blueprint right now on her. And I told her that is my daddy woman law book. Her answer was, You want me to have sex with you for you to pay my light bill? My answer to her was, My money did not come free and I am not toilet tissues or anyone door mat. She said, Can I just pay you back when I see you on Friday? If I get help from you. I said, You are on games boo and there is no referee in the middle so I am on the losing end. I said, Baby, I give you my man-up laws blueprint. You’re not reading it, right? Her answer was, I am not ready for a relationship. My mental health is out of wack. I am not ok with having sex with you so soon, just for you to help me. I said, Why are you asking me for money so soon then? I replied, You said you were going to be my friend and you would cook for me and give me back massages at night and now the whole dialogue changed and now you do not like me but you love my money. Ok, I see you pumping blueprint trick or treat. It’s not Halloween, baby and I do not like Halloween and Christmas is in December and Santa Claus is somewhere in Alaska, if he is not at his mansion somewhere. Her answer was, I never said all of that. I am the wrong girl you are talking to. I said, Sharon, you’re not ready for my money or my time. Ashanti kougahrhand laws on my relationship are proceeding ok and the American woman mindset 80% of them is on the kind of gaming men out of their money. I wasn’t born yesterday or last night. You’re on pimp fuckery sideway, I will find me a Mexican or an African from southern parts of Africa. They are purer before they get polluted like you. She got mad at me, Bitch ass nigro, you’re talking about getting a Mexican chick over me and telling me that or an African chick so you are going to import a bitch over me. I said, Why not? And why are you getting so upset? You said you are not ready for a relationship. I am just telling you what I am going to do. I need a good woman to give me good times and know she is mine and no guy giving her the nine across the line when I am not around. Trust is my golden crown and I can’t trust you because a trustworthy woman is hard to find in this land of material goods and gals. I am just King from Kingston, trying to find a queen in the land of opportunities where my opportunity is vanishing to get a nice woman without a price tag. She never answered.

The psychological mindset of 80% of the American women that I have encountered have a relationship resume that they always want to present to any man, who is pursuing them the days of us making it together and true and divine love is vanishing away because of the popular music and social media and these reality shows that put most of the female mindset in a delusional state. I asked most females this question, Why do you think any man who has one or two million in his account wants to date you for long or marry you at this time if you do not have ten thousand of fifty thousand in your own bank accounts or some kind of asset? Some female answered me, Rasta man, if the vagina is good, he will pay. I said, He will pay for you to leave his damn house but not pay for you to stay, especially if you can’t cook his favorite meal or do something above his average. I told her, Sister, you have a mental problem thinking abnormal and unrealistic in the modern world. You don’t see that 70% of today's women are working and having to cooperate jobs and still single because their standards are very unrealistic like yours. Her answer was, You and that ancient Jamaican cultural old school philosophy. I said, I used to be the American one too. It used to be married before babies 100 years ago. Now we are leading towards the destruction of the family structure. Oh, so now you’re a pastor or what? I said, No, I am a man that is trying to hold up the true family values of what a family should be and do not get interviewed on my financial status before love comes into the picture. I understand that women need things and support and protection but, sister, you are coming too raw with your relationship requirements. Some females want a guy to be 6’2 and above a nine-inch penis, a bank account with over $100,000 plus a house and a nice car, preferably a foreign car. And what do most of them bring to the table? Just their looks and their vagina. That is not going to cut the cake in my case.

CHAPTER 2

MS. PEARLY

So, my next encounter was with a client of mine: a little different, but similar. So, Ms. Pearl is about fifty years old. She has the mindset of just twenty-five years old but is very smart and intelligent. I think she is a Capricorn, so, I do know how they think bossy and boujee to the teeth. So, with Ms. Pearly I was talking for a few months. I did a few jobs for her. I did some moving on the side. So, one day she paid me to move her. So I started flirting with her but for every big job that she had she called someone else, like doing the ceiling or putting up some staircase. I could not get a decent job from her. So, talking to Pearly on a regular basis she told me one day, Ashanti, you know why your conversation does not match your situation? First, you are a very highly intelligent man, full of wisdom. I am surprised you are not in prison. I said, In prison? What the fuck you’re talking about in prison? She said, Negro, you are a dying piece, you heard me? I don’t meet a lot of men like you in Atlanta that can hold a conversation for over an hour and not talk about fucking me and licking me up and down for 15 minutes into the conversation and you talk to me drowning me with pure knowledge and wisdom and not asking for sex.

Nevertheless, one day I ASKED Pearly if I could date her. She said, Ashanti, I like you, I am attracted to you and you stimulated my mind. You might have made me have a mind climax one night. But the situation is like this: If I did not hire you, yes, I would date you may be married to you because you are a polite man but your conversation does not match your situation. I asked, What the hell that means?. She said, You are too smart not to have your life in total order. Pity, she doesn’t know that my ex-wife took me $150,000 plus my pension and yes, I did have to pay alimony for five years but that situation is not here nor there. She said to me one day it seems like you’re living off the grid. But little I did not tell her yes. Kind of I have a bloodhound on my trail my ex-business partner sent our employee to kill me but it did not work out for him. She said, One day, Ashanti, you know if I did not hire you, we would be dating. I see your strength, how you lift up the sofa and bring it into the living room. You work hard for your age. But my girls would say something about our meeting and stuff. She even mentioned a scenario with baby face's girlfriend or wife that she should go to an audition and she did not make it but when they met another time they hooked up and got married and babyface said if she did come to the auditions they would not be dating or get married. The psyche of most of these women is that they allow celebrity love stories and reality shows to direct their lives and influence their path in romances and other facets of their intimate life choices, so, in the end, they end up living a pretended lifestyle.

Nevertheless, I still speak to Ms. Pearly, picking her brain from time to time, she is dating different men but she does not find the happiness she desires. First of all, she is a firecracker and an alpha female. She does not like weak men. My sigma male status has she stated one day turns her on, but because of that she was my so-called boss, she can’t date me. Oh, well, my life goes on. It is just another popcorn Sunday, watching the sunset in the western corner of Georgia mountain smokey mountains blues I refuse to cry the blues. She is fifty, anyway I love younger fruits to enhance my youth. I was trying to help recoup our relationship resume never matched up anyway she thinks she is an aristocrat and because she hired me she did not think it is nice for me to splice a peace. This conversation does not match your situation. Kind of lady you’re too wise to be having cash flow growth. Just remember you are fifty plus years old and how much more miles do you want to put on your vagina before the next potential man comes along? But remember she is a Capricorn and she has options, for sure. But the psyche of most of these American women is tied up in vast web a delusion that they do not even realize it. That time is not on their side and after fifty-year-old. It may be fifteen to twenty years may twenty-five if they eat and exercise right because I saw some lava fifty-year-old looking better than some thirty five years old. I call Pearly on Valentine's Day but no answer. I rest her case, she will call me when she needs to do something for her. If I am available because Pearly is cheap.

Sometimes when you sit back a go threw the list of requirements some of these modern day females are asking for it is ridiculously mad. For instance they want a man that doesn’t smoke or drive, doesn’t have small children, doesn’t have a low credit score, has his own car and place mostly to be a tall or big guy, has to be well in doubt and hasn’t a roommate, has his own place, some asked preferably has a business. Some are asking for a long-bearded guy, some say clean-cut smelling good which I support. Then please do not stay at your mother's house or have a roommate. Ladies, we are in a recession. Are you seriously asking for all these requirements, specifications and verification of assets? Resumes for a relationship when most of them have nothing, just their punanany and a higher liability for a relationship. Their resume is below average but they have these requirements. When your resume is higher level and there is lower level how does one proceed? Does one proceeds on the premises of love alone and financial backbiting? Remember now you are the man with the three p’s. Therefore, in this Modern day relationship resumes comparison how do you massage the woman's psyche without a lot of money? Sometimes just character and charm. They say the funny guy always wins.

CHAPTER 3

KAMIELLAH

Another encounter with another fifty years old lady, she is Kamiellah, I met her on Facebook dating app. I told her that I would help her, which I did in the beginning. Look now Kamiellah is big thick red boone half bred maloto which I knew too well. About half of white girls want to be tough and ghetto and think that to it being black in America is all about toughness and ghettoness. No, sista everything is not hardcore in the black community. Your moma teached you wrong. She told me that her grandfather was a KKK member which tells me a lot about her moman mindset rebelling against racism by having some black babies that is not going to be accepted into the family circle of inner clans’ man, grandfathers and mothers and this how me and her mindset were set off in the first interactions, also. But yes, I still venture to see if I can get some compassion from her but I always want to see if I could retrain these cast-Iron mindset woman but yes, I do like a challenge but everyone can’t be trained after forty-five years old dead birds will fly again before they could be trained. Our relationship resume was straightforward one-way street and punnany is on embargo so I know it was a no go for me especially my time with someone who has made it over the mountain going downhill. Not even how Stella got her grove back can find her thrill she is on compassion sanctions and I am not the