Dad Jokes: Groan-Worthy Quips, Puns, and Almost-Funny Gags
By A. Grambs
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The best eye-rolling, corny punch lines and gags all in one place! This assemblage of quick-witted puns and equally cringeworthy groaners offers more than 600 quips so bad that they’re actually funny.
Organized into themes for any occasion, you’ll find everything from snappy-yet-terrible one-liners to embarrassing dialogue. It will keep the whole family howling (and begging you to stop) for hours upon end.
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Dad Jokes - A. Grambs
WHAT PLASTIC SURGERY DO OLD CONSTRUCTION WORKERS GET?
Fork-lifts.
WHY DO ANGELS HAVE BAD BREATH?
Chronic halo-tosis.
HOW DID CHIROPRACTORS PARTY IN THE 1970S?
They went herniated disc-o dancing.
WHY IS THE OPHTHALMOLOGIST IN THE HOSPITAL?
Eye don’t know.
WHERE DO YOU STORE A LIVER, BLADDER, KIDNEYS, AND INTESTINES?
In an organ-izer.
WHAT PART OF THE BODY IS USED TO JOIN TWO SENTENCES?
The colon.
WHAT’S A GOOD NAME FOR AN EYE DOCTOR?
Iris.
HOW DID ALL THE BONES IN YOUR BODY MEET?
They joint a club.
WHAT’S THE COOLEST PART OF THE HUMAN BODY?
The hip.
WHY DID THE LEAF GO TO THE HOSPITAL?
It had a bad fall.
WHAT DID THE POOP EMOJI SAY ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE?
I’ll take a bowel, please.
WHAT DO PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED OF FEET SUFFER FROM?
Lac-toes intolerance.
WHY ISN’T THE NOSE STILL RUNNING?
Because it came up to a STOP sinus.
HOW COULD THE CORONER TELL THE PASTA CHEF WAS DEAD?
Rigor-toni mortis had set in.
WHAT IS THE KEY TO BECOMING A SUCCESSFUL DOCTOR?
A lot of patients.
WHAT’S A GOOD NAME FOR A MUGGER?
Rob.
WHAT KIND OF DENTIST WORKS IN THE MILITARY?
A drill sergeant.
WHAT METAL DO ROBBERS USE TO BREAK INTO HOUSES?
Steal.
WHAT’S A PARAMEDIC’S FAVORITE PLANT?
IV.
WHAT’S A GOOD NAME FOR A COOK?
Stu.
WHAT’S A GOOD NAME FOR A LAWYER?
Sue.
HOW DID THE LOBSTER BECOME A LAWYER?
It went to claw school.
WHY DID THE JURY LAUGH AT THE LAWYER?
He was showing them his briefs.
WHAT DOES A LAWYER WEAR TO COURT?
A law suit.
WHAT GAME DO BANKS PLAY?
Check-ers.
WHAT’S A GOOD NAME FOR A WAITER?
Trey.
WHY DID THE WAITRESS QUIT HER JOB?
She didn’t like taking orders.
HOW DO BANK ROBBERS GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?
In a get-away car.
WHY DID THE JANITOR GET FIRED?
He got caught sweeping on the job.
WHY WAS THE GARBAGE MAN CRYING?
Because he got canned.
WHAT’S A GOOD NAME FOR A KARAOKE SINGER?
Mike.
WHAT MAKES SOMEONE AN EXCELLENT BAKER?
They cater to your every knead.
WHO RESCUED THE DROWNING PUMPKIN?
The life-gourd.