A Flight Attendant's Diary: Cleared for Departure
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K. A. Russell
K.A.Russell resides in Burlington, North Carolina. She wears the title grandmother very proudly and enjoyed raising her two children whom she adores.
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A Flight Attendant's Diary - K. A. Russell
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Contents
A New Desire
Boot Camp
Barbie Boot Camp Again!
Bookworm
The Nutty Buddy
I’m Not Going Home
I Made It!
9/11
The Sample
Where is the FAA?
The Beignet and an Emergency Call
First Trip
The Pilot’s Pad
Marilyn
Total Silence
First Medical Emergency on Board!
Friends from the Past
Interview Team
Beautiful Sights and a Movie Star
The Zipper
Unusually Calm Wife
Cupid
Where’s The Map?
Unhappy Camper
Downtown
A Special Passenger
The Complete Strangers
No, Mama
No Room
Who?
Paramedics and Panties
A Dark Room
A Friend Indeed
First Year Out of Work
The Bible Study
An Old Friend
Walking through the Fire
Interesting Flight Tidbits
To D
addy
You are way too happy to be at work.
I heard this remark day after day from my passengers. I would always tell them, This is not work! I was born and raised on a tobacco farm. Now, that’s hard work! I enjoy what I am doing, I love people, and I also love serving, so this job suits me perfectly, and I have finally found my niche.
A New Desire
Are you an airline stewardess when you are not at the bank?
The question was always the same from clients that came into my office. I always responded the same, No, why do you ask?
Their answer was always the same, too. Well, you look like one, and you always wear an airplane pin on the lapel of your suit.
I would always explain, My son is studying at an aeronautical university to become a pilot, so I wear the airplane to honor and support his ambition.
But I had to admit, it always left me thinking, What does an airline stewardess look like anyway?
And besides, me –at my age–an airline stewardess? No way! Impossible! However, the more frequently the question was asked, the more my mind was inclined to entertain the thought. I was enjoying my banking career in my own private office and making a decent salary to boot. I enjoyed my duties and my conversations with my clients daily. Why in the world would I leave this cozy, mind-stimulating career and begin all over again in some area I knew nothing about?
Day after day, there was a stirring within my heart…a new desire and it became more and more frequent. Suddenly, a light bulb came on in my head (kind of like in the movie Legally Blonde). I found myself wondering if I should check it out – the reality of being an airline stewardess. Me? No. Change jobs at my age? I had to be out of my mind, but the thoughts became more and more persistent. Hmm, my son was going to be a pilot; my daughter was about to finish high school and would be leaving for college. Why shouldn’t I at least check it out?
The thought kept creeping around in my mind, "My son is going to be working every day at 35,000 feet altitude! Can I trust that? Will my son be safe in his chosen profession? Would I dare?"
Night after night, I found myself on the computer checking out all the different airlines. Where would I begin? Was there any possibility that an airline would hire me at my age? I applied to all major airlines, and much to my surprise, my age was no problem at all; I learned that employers found people in my age group to be more responsible and dependable employees than those in the younger age group. My age was definitely a plus and I discovered that many others were changing careers at a later age. I was more excited than ever. I was going to join the group!
After sending in my applications, I was shocked that all the airlines accepted me for an interview. I interviewed with most all of the major airlines. Upon being invited to a personal interview, I learned that the airline was going to request that I leave home for 4 to 6 weeks training in their Hub
location, so I excitedly put in my two-week notice at the bank, and I was off to begin my new second career.
Boot Camp
At my first commercial airline interview, it was clear that the training would not be a walk in the park. My very extensive training began. You see, becoming an airline stewardess, (which is now referred to as a flight attendant), is not easy to come by. Trainees must make an A
on every exam for the four-to six-weeks period. Everyone in our group referred to the training as Barbie boot camp
while we were at the training center.
The trainers gave us a mountain of detailed information, on which we were tested each week while in training. In truth and to my embarrassment, after just three weeks (which was at least half-way through) with the first airline, I made an 88 on an exam, and at that point, I learned another lesson about boot camp.
There were no other chances. Without delay, the supervisor hauled me into her office, to give me not only the bad news, but also to hand me an airline ticket to return home – with no job. How humiliating! I had left my banking career, and now I had no job! This was not as easy as one would think. I also came to realize it had been many years since I had studied for an actual exam. Consoling myself, I told myself I was out of practice.
Within just a couple of weeks, I accepted an invitation to another airline. Once again, I had to leave home for weeks for the crucial training. I thought to myself, At least this time, I have an idea of what to expect and I will be just fine.
I was mistaken! Once again, within just three weeks, half way through, I made a score of 89. An almost identical scene took place the second time around. Again, I was embarrassed and humiliated. I was directed into that private office and received the same bad news and that free airline ticket to go home!
I cannot fully express my exasperation by this point. I knew the material, but even in school, and all the way through high school and college, I did not test well…you might say I would freeze up
during exams…exams scared me out of my wits.
I was learning that my dream of becoming a flight attendant was going to take lots of strength and guts. Believe me, it was not just about serving coke and peanuts like most people might think. It’s not that at all; it’s not all about that pleasant personality either, (although it is certainly a plus). I had heard that statement a million times, and I thought since I had won Miss Congeniality
in my senior year of high school, it would help – but it did not help me at all!
It’s all about the safety of each and every passenger on that plane while it is 30,000+ feet in altitude; it is about knowing how to handle events of medical emergencies, plane turbulence, emergency landings, and an endless list of other potential incidents…so when I say anything BUT peanuts and coke, I mean it literally!
So once again, I returned home, without my wings. I began to pray, Lord, have I made a huge mistake in leaving my job? Do you want me to be a Flight Attendant? Why did you lay this on my heart? You know me well enough to know, when YOU speak to me (at least I thought it was You)…I will not give up. My son is going to be a pilot