Scritti Is Witty

By Cormac G. McDermott

This book is a compilation of individual scenes involving fictitious characters akin to a soap opera but are not a continuous storyline. They are set in very ordinary circumstances and often include humorous, witty and comical punchlines. It is a work that a lot of regular and everyday people will be able to relate to.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Trafford Publishing
• Release date: Apr 24, 2014
• ISBN: 9781490733999

Cormac G. McDermott

Cormac G. McDermott is a comic genius. I attained an honours Bachelor of Arts degree in economics during 1994 and then a Master’s degree in economic science a year later at University College, Dublin. Between 1996 and 2002, I worked in insurance, banking and asset management. I have been writing comedy for over a decade. Some of my previously published works include ‘Look!..The Chuckle Book!’, ‘The Comical Macker’, ‘Cormo Schmormo’, ‘Skits Blitz’, ‘Scritti Is Witty’ and ‘Love A Dub Dove’. I live in Dublin, Ireland.

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ISBN: 978-1-4907-3400-2 (sc)

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Contents

Chapter 1: Comedy Sketches

Chapter 1

COMEDY SKETCHES

SCENE FROM A PHARMACY—ED HAS BUMPED INTO HIS OLD SCHOOL PAL (STOOL).

SCENE FROM A GOLF CLUBHOUSE—A FEW GUYS ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION.