A Taste Of My Thoughts Lap Band Into Skinny
By Steve Lake
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It's that time a year again when we avow to all we are going to lose ten pounds or so. I thought I might give you a penny worth of thought before your go the route of lap band surgery. Please enjoy this poem with a grain of salt and the humor it was intended to be. Happy 2018 and bless all who read this!
Steve Lake
Today I have finished my 1000 plus poems. Some I will post for free, some I will hide in darkness and some I will sell as justification of my time spent and the love poems i will lock away just for me.Still, I have decided to stay with free verse riddled with humor. I know my peers frown upon my work which just drives me berserk. I do not judge others harshly even if I disagree with their work.So, with that in mind, I will just write them into one or more of my poems for others to laugh at as relive their pain and mine.So please continue with me on my lengthy journey because it is going to be a wild ride, I've only scratched the surface of two brain cells to date, 100,000 more to go!Feel free to be positive about my writings and if you feel the need to be negative do what I do when I take a poop, flush the unwanted crap down the drain.
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