A Taste Of My Thoughts Toilet Paper Connoisseur

By Steve Lake

We have all been there and done that! I just felt the need to express my thoughts so just maybe one day the inventor of toilet paper will get it right. I don't ask much from this world but a clean hand would prevent the spread of disease. Knowing the world has been infected by stank hands maybe they should include a box of biodegradable gloves that dissolve on contact with water. Happy hand shaking!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Steve Lake
• Release date: Feb 1, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370580057

Steve Lake

Today I have finished my 1000 plus poems. Some I will post for free, some I will hide in darkness and some I will sell as justification of my time spent and the love poems i will lock away just for me.Still, I have decided to stay with free verse riddled with humor. I know my peers frown upon my work which just drives me berserk. I do not judge others harshly even if I disagree with their work.So, with that in mind, I will just write them into one or more of my poems for others to laugh at as relive their pain and mine.So please continue with me on my lengthy journey because it is going to be a wild ride, I've only scratched the surface of two brain cells to date, 100,000 more to go!Feel free to be positive about my writings and if you feel the need to be negative do what I do when I take a poop, flush the unwanted crap down the drain.

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