A Taste Of My Thoughts Toilet Seat Blues
By Steve Lake
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About this ebook
Toilet seat blues is a daily occurrence for most of us. If something can wrong, the bathroom is the place where it will happen. So relive your own personal nightmare
as I present you with another option of possibilities. Enjoy!
Steve Lake
Today I have finished my 1000 plus poems. Some I will post for free, some I will hide in darkness and some I will sell as justification of my time spent and the love poems i will lock away just for me.Still, I have decided to stay with free verse riddled with humor. I know my peers frown upon my work which just drives me berserk. I do not judge others harshly even if I disagree with their work.So, with that in mind, I will just write them into one or more of my poems for others to laugh at as relive their pain and mine.So please continue with me on my lengthy journey because it is going to be a wild ride, I've only scratched the surface of two brain cells to date, 100,000 more to go!Feel free to be positive about my writings and if you feel the need to be negative do what I do when I take a poop, flush the unwanted crap down the drain.
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