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    Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues: Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues: Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues: Secret Agent Disco Dancer
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    Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues: Secret Agent Disco Dancer

    By Scott Gordon

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    Secret Agent Disco Dancer's stomach is grumbling once again, and this time he's got his sights set on the almighty steakburgers at his favorite Steak 'n Shake restaurant. After slurping down shake after shake, things quickly get out of hand until he finds himself serving up steakburgers of his own. What will everyone's favorite frog do when his livelihood is threatened by a certain pernicious pig?

    Guzzle down another shake, of course!

    Approximately 6,250 words, 12 pictures and 1 crazy, super spy frog.

    Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

    WARNING: Silly frog vs. pig, steakburger vs. bulging stomach, teenage girls vs. everyone comic mayhem.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherS.E. Gordon
    Release dateMay 25, 2017
    ISBN9781386481409
    Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues: Secret Agent Disco Dancer
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    Scott Gordon

    Scott Gordon is a successful children's book author, with over two hundred books to his credit. He also writes science fiction, fantasy and horror under the pen name S.E. Gordon.

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      Book preview

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer - Scott Gordon

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues by Scott GordonFrog

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer

      Burger Blues

      Scott Gordon

      My Crazy Pet Frog Reading Order

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Double Agent Orangegrove

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque?

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Last Ding Dong on Earth

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza?

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Frosted Flake

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu?

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Government Issue (Coming Soon!)

      My Crazy Pet Frog: I Gave My Pizza A Spanking

      My Crazy Pet Frog (The original picture book!)

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers

      My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star

      Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1

      © 2017 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.

      No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

      E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.

      Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.

      Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Julien Tromeur (#6573489, #5956651, #6068151, #111777046, #6068136, #129297896, #6180939, #112548860, #7600635, #123688804, #6059444, #6584278 and #6059445). Additional black and white illustration(s) by Alfredo Intoci.

      First Edition (v1.0)

      Published on February 19, 2017

      Last updated on September 16, 2018

      ISBN-13: 9781386481409

      Mailing List: http://eepurl.com/TFW3r

      Support Me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scottgordon

      Table of Contents

      Table of Contents

      Title Page

      Also by Scott Gordon

      Copyright

      Dedication

      Cast

      Chapter 1: Steak ‘n Shake

      Chapter 2: Shake ‘n Shake

      Chapter 3: Steak ‘n Break

      Chapter 4: Steak ‘n Ache

      Chapter 5: Steak ‘n Spake

      Chapter 6: Steak ‘n Plates

      Chapter 7: Steak ‘n Shriek

      Chapter 8: Steak ‘n Hate

      Chapter 9: Steak ‘n Quake

      About This Series

      Series Guide

      The Story Behind the Steakburger

      Product Description

      About the Author

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