Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues Side Story: Secret Agent Disco Dancer

By Scott Gordon

Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life.

"The name's Goldo," says the cheerful box of golden fries, "and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers."

"Oh, you mean like place an order?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen.

"No, I mean like a date." Goldo can't take his eyes off the menu.

Approximately 3,200 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

WARNING: Frequent exposure may cause you to fall in love with steakburger(s).

• Language: English
• Publisher: S.E. Gordon
• Release date: Mar 5, 2020
• ISBN: 9781393516613

Scott Gordon

Scott Gordon is a successful children's book author, with over two hundred books to his credit. He also writes science fiction, fantasy and horror under the pen name S.E. Gordon.

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer

Burger Blues Side Story

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© 2020 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.

Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.

Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Rashchektayev Dmitriy (Cover/Bar, #1048118), Andrey Vodolazhsky (Disco Ball, #6664416,) Santosh Chavan (Fry guy illustrations, #81754806, #81757456,