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    Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Chicken George: Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Chicken George: Secret Agent Disco Dancer
    Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Chicken George: Secret Agent Disco Dancer
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    Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Chicken George: Secret Agent Disco Dancer

    By Scott Gordon

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    GEORGE PECK is a simple man, the owner-operator of the hot new fast food chain, Texas Chicken Stand. While the latest outbreak tests his business, a certain frog with a legendary appetite tests his sanity.

    "What's up, dude?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer looks at the menu. "I could really go for some fried chicken." He rubs his big belly.

    "How many pieces? Eight? Or perhaps twelve?" George's scratchy voice comes over the drive thru intercom.

    "I was thinking more like 100." The Stomach of the South licks his chops.

     

    Approximately 8,100 words. Intended for children 9 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherS.E. Gordon
    Release dateApr 26, 2020
    ISBN9781393225843
    Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Chicken George: Secret Agent Disco Dancer
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    Scott Gordon

    Scott Gordon is a successful children's book author, with over two hundred books to his credit. He also writes science fiction, fantasy and horror under the pen name S.E. Gordon.

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