Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Last Ding Dong on Earth: Secret Agent Disco Dancer

By Scott Gordon

Fresh from stumbling across Double Agent Orangegrove and the mysterious Earth 2 project, SECRET AGENT DISCO DANCER realizes that he's having trouble remembering things...well anything, for that matter...outside of his world class love for Twinkies. When he learns that the Hostess factory is shutting down for good and may have produced its last Ding Dong, he realizes that the world has a crisis on its hands, one that he intends to rectify once he obtains the proper clearance.

FROGWART FISK has escaped from his maximum holding cell and set his diabolical mind on taking advantage of the impending Hostess shortage. With the proper assets, he intends to craft the most marvelous snack cake the world has ever seen, complete with mind-altering nanotechnology baked into it. Might the fall of the mighty snack cake be followed by world governments shortly thereafter?

EARNEST BACON would like nothing better than to rid the agency of a certain frog from its ranks. When the opportunity arises to throw him in the slammer and strip any chance of obtaining a high-level clearance, Earnest jumps all over it.

But it's hard to keep a good frog down, particularly this disco-dancing frog...

Approximately 12,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

WARNING: Hold onto your snack cakes while you can!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Scott Gordon
• Release date: Sep 3, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386012504

Scott Gordon

Scott Gordon is a successful children's book author, with over two hundred books to his credit. He also writes science fiction, fantasy and horror under the pen name S.E. Gordon.

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Last Ding Dong on Earth by Scott GordonFrog

Secret Agent Disco Dancer

The Last Ding Dong on Earth

Scott Gordon

My Crazy Pet Frog Reading Order

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Double Agent Orangegrove

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque?

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Last Ding Dong on Earth

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza?

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Frosted Flake

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu?

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Government Issue

My Crazy Pet Frog: I Gave My Pizza A Spanking

My Crazy Pet Frog (The original picture book!)

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers

My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues

© 2018 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.

Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.

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Published on September 3, 2018

Last updated on September 4, 2018

ISBN-13: 9781386012504

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Table of Contents

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Scott Gordon

Copyright

Dedication

Cast

Chapter 1: Bottomless

Chapter 2: Headline News

Chapter 3: Ding Dong

Chapter 4: Cheesey

Chapter 5: Barren

Chapter 6: Frisky

Chapter 7: Juicy

Chapter 8: Private Eye

Chapter 9: Highest Bidder

Chapter 10: Nano Nano

Chapter 11: Decor

Chapter 12: Heel

Chapter 13: Cheeky

Chapter 14: Wallwalker

Chapter 15: Spinjam

Chapter 16: Le Ding Dongs

Chapter 17: Mega Dong

Chapter 18: Le Mega Log

Chapter 19: Sludge

Chapter 20: Feed Me

Production Notes

Hostess Disclaimer

Product Description

About the Author

Bonus Preview

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Chapter 1: Bottomless

The silly green frog in the black business suit stumbled down the sidewalk, his head throbbing and vision blurred. That’ll teach me for staying up all night playing Tiddlywinks with the kids. Secret Agent Disco Dancer rubbed his aching noggin. Up ahead, he couldn’t tell if the agency had built a second warehouse or he was just seeing double. That happened from time to time. Perhaps it was something I ate. He patted his growling stomach.

Ever so empty it was, particularly today of all days, and something was definitely off with his super senses. When he thought back to the previous day’s events, he came up short. He distinctly remembered something about oranges or orange juice--most likely from Florida. But beyond that, he remembered nothing but the sweet taste of a Hostess Twinkie, and that late night game of Tiddlywinks with his wee froglings Laike, Boggy, Miranda, Hardy and Lily. It couldn’t have been the Twinkie, could it? The horrifying thought fired through his frog brain. Nah, what am I thinking? Perhaps I binge-watched too much Cobra Kai. He shrugged it off and continued down the street.

Right on cue, a certain pernicious pig with sunglasses wobbled around the corner, taking delight in the frog’s depreciated state. Freddy boy! he let out a hearty laugh and smacked him a bit too hard on the back. What’s wrong? Did the bars in Pleasure Island finally close? he chortled. Here, let me help you across the street. He grabbed the frog by the arm.

As the evil pig prodded him towards an uncovered manhole in the middle of the street, Secret Agent Disco Dancer stopped and turned. You know what? Maybe it was the Twinkie after all! I’ve only had twenty this week... Cripes! Did I eat an entire box yesterday? Hmm... That could be it! He scratched his chinny chin chin. No matter. The truth is I’m becoming Twinkie-intolerant, and there’s only one way to fix it: MORE TWINKIES! He held one finger high. What say you, Bacon boy? He looked around. Uh...Earnest?

Just like that, the pig was gone without a farewell or a promise to ruin his day--or at least swipe his secret stash of Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts. I must have it really bad. Secret Agent Disco Dancer shook his head and crossed the street, but not before a utility pole came crashing down--which he narrowly escaped--and a satellite slammed into a nearby fountain, missing him by