Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Frosted Flake: Secret Agent Disco Dancer

By Scott Gordon

When Secret Agent Disco Dancer discovers a Wendy's that doesn't serve Frosties in an empty airport terminal, he does what you might expect. But is the missing Frosty mix part of a diabolical plan? Not if that crazy frog eats it first!

Approximately 9,700 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

WARNING: And you thought flushing the toilet on an aircraft was scary!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Scott Gordon
• Release date: Sep 7, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386529323

Scott Gordon

Scott Gordon is a successful children's book author, with over two hundred books to his credit. He also writes science fiction, fantasy and horror under the pen name S.E. Gordon.

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Frosted Flake by Scott GordonFlying Frog

Secret Agent Disco Dancer

Frosted Flake

Scott Gordon

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My Crazy Pet Frog: I Gave My Pizza A Spanking

My Crazy Pet Frog (The original picture book!)

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers

My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues

© 2018 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.

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First Edition (v1.0)

Published on September 7, 2018

ISBN-13: 9781386529323

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Table of Contents

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Scott Gordon

Copyright

Dedication

Cast

Introduction

Chapter 1: Frost-Deficient

Chapter 2: Hairy Scary

Chapter 3: Terminated

Chapter 4: Dallas

Chapter 5: Last Call

Chapter 6: Fart Wars

Chapter 7: Dreadlocked

Chapter 8: Scruggs

Chapter 9: Compromised

Chapter 10: Nutter

Chapter 11: Air Force One

Chapter 12: Dumped

Chapter 13: Scruggy Wuggy

Chapter 14: Payload

Chapter 15: Pop Goes the Weasel

Chapter 16: Lax

Chapter 17: Chocodile Smile

About This Series

Series Guide

Author’s Note

If You’re Just Joining The Series...

Production Journal

Wendy’s Disclaimer

Product Description

About the Author

Bonus Preview

More Fun Picture Books

Ad 1: Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers

Ad 2: The Forgetful Alien

Ad 3: Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues

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To the almighty Chocolate Frosty!

(For just 50 barbecued beetles while supplies last...)

Secret Agent Disco DancerLaike FrillyfoamIntroduction

Introduction

I’ll be honest: I’m not too sure about this one. What started off as a fun romp ended up with far too many fart jokes, even for my taste. Is that a bar of Ex-Lax in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? (If you’re wise, you won’t ask...)

Anyways, this is yet another adventure where I feel I must warn the reader up front what they’re in for since the story has completely gone off the rails. Hopefully you’ll like it. (I’m kind of sitting here, staring at the screen wondering, What have I done...? Do I like it? Or am I just horrified? I’m still not sure...)

And don’t read this while flying on a plane. I’m nervous enough as it is when I fly, and certainly don’t want to consider planes falling out of the sky due to...

Well, you’ll see...

If you must...

Hey, don’t say I didn’t warn you. There are crazy stories, and then there are those that I have to read with a bag over my head. (Don’t put a bag over your head, kids!)

Err...right. Enjoy the show!

Chapter 1: Frost-Deficient

Chapter 1: Frost-Deficient

Ugh! Is it time yet? Laike, the blue-skinned frogling only a head shorter than his disco dancing father, groaned and leaned to one side. The seats in the terminal featured armrest after armrest, making it impossible to lay down and catch a few winks before the plane arrived.

Yep, almost time. Secret Agent Disco Dancer looked down at his watch. Claws of lightning streaked through that frog brain of his, until at last an answer materialized out of thin air and rolled off his elastic tongue. Just two hours left!

Two hours?! Laike cried, but not really. He wanted to cry. He wanted scream until one of those metal birds swooped down and plucked him out of that empty airport terminal. Hey, it could happen. After all of the craziness that had happened while visiting his father in