Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack: Secret Agent Disco Dancer

By Scott Gordon

One autumn day, Miranda Frillyfoam hops onto a bus headed for her new school, Bay Lake Elementary. Right off the bat, the children call her a monster and run away screaming. At least she's not alone, and when a new substitute teacher shows up on her first day of class, things really get crazy.

Approximately 6,700 words, 14 images and Spartan frog mayhem.

Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

WARNING: Don't allow any crazy substitute frog teachers in your school!

• Language: English
• Publisher: S.E. Gordon
• Release date: Dec 11, 2017
• ISBN: 9781386192428

Scott Gordon

Scott Gordon is a successful children's book author, with over two hundred books to his credit. He also writes science fiction, fantasy and horror under the pen name S.E. Gordon.

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack by Scott GordonFrog

Secret Agent Disco Dancer

You Don't Know Jack

Scott Gordon

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My Crazy Pet Frog: A Novelette

© 2017 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.

Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.

Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Norbert Jager (#6608288), Nataliia Natykach (#152404880), Андрей Водолажский (#6664416), Дмитрий Кокшаров (#2612127) and Julien Tromeur (#4394497, #69910239, #68589875, #8596867, #93684364, #66103447, #22023079, #4371550, #30479811, #4370938). Additional black and white illustration(s) by Alfredo Intoci. Extended licenses provided by Dreamstime Stock Photos and Deposit Photos.

First Edition (v1.0)

Published on December 11, 2017

Last updated on February 24, 2019

ISBN-13: 9781386192428

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Table of Contents

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Scott Gordon

Copyright

Cast

Dedication

Introduction: Jack

Chapter 1: Monster

Chapter 2: No Substitute

Chapter 3: Incoming

Chapter 4: Roll Call

Chapter 5: It’s Log!

Chapter 6: Spiritual Capital

Chapter 7: Sting

Chapter 8: Zero

Chapter 9: Confirmation

Chapter 10: Show and Tell

Chapter 11: Jack

Author’s Note: The Restaurant Writing Adventure

Product Description

About the Author

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