Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers
By Scott Gordon
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SECRET AGENT DISCO DANCER has a super-sized problem. He forgot to give Santa his wish list, and faces the real possibility that his kids might not get any Christmas presents when the joyous day rolls around.
SANTA CLAUS is nowhere to be found, and there don't appear to be any flights in or out of the North Pole. Traveling to the frozen wasteland might offer some clues...if one could get there...
GRUBER, Black Eagle's most junior member, has been instructed to keep a certain crazy frog away from the experimental rocket packs and (most importantly) the annual Twinkie supply.
"But it's Christmas," Secret Agent Disco Dancer tells Gruber. "What harm could there be in taking one of the rocket packs for a spin?"
Approximately 18,500 words, 40+ pieces of artwork and easily the craziest Secret Agent Disco Dancer adventure yet!
Scott Gordon
Scott Gordon is a successful children's book author, with over two hundred books to his credit. He also writes science fiction, fantasy and horror under the pen name S.E. Gordon.
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Secret Agent Disco Dancer - Scott Gordon
Secret Agent Disco Dancer
Santa's Super Helpers
Scott Gordon
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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues
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First Edition (v1.0)
Published on November 28, 2017
Last updated on September 10, 2018
ISBN-13: 9781386390053
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Table of ContentsTable of Contents
Title Page
Also by Scott Gordon
Copyright
Dedication
Cast
Chapter 1: Extra Crispy
Chapter 2: Flight Plan
Chapter 3: Gadget
Chapter 4: Security Hole
Ad #1
Chapter 5: Family Feud
Chapter 6: Beastly
Chapter 7: Great Googley Moogley
Chapter 8: Plausible Deniability
Ad #2
Chapter 9: Fishsicle
Chapter 10: Busted
Chapter 11: Frog Legs
Chapter 12: Surfin’ U.S.A.
Ad #3
Chapter 13: Signature Smell
Chapter 14: Sergey
Chapter 15: Brotherly Love
Chapter 16: Mompops
Chapter 17: Super Size Me
Chapter 18: A Basket Full of Offerings
Chapter 19: Technical Support
Chapter 20: Executive Decision
Chapter 21: Good Vibrations
Chapter 22: Doomed
Chapter 23: Loaner
Chapter 24: Cookies and Dragonfire
Ad #4
Chapter 25: Star
Chapter 26: Stinger
Chapter 27: No Quiero
Chapter 28: Father Frost, II
Chapter 29: The Gift
Chapter 30: And a Merry Christmas for All
About This Series
Series Guide
The End?
Taco Bell Disclaimer
Domino’s Pizza Disclaimer
President Trump Disclaimer
Product Description
Excerpt: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas
About the Author
More Fun Picture Books
Ad 1: My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas
Ad 2: The Forgetful Alien
Ad 3: Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues
Thank You!
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Secret Agent Disco DancerChapter 1: Extra CrispyChapter 1: Extra Crispy
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the top secret government black ops field office, not a creature was stirring except for a diabolical pig with devious designs on taking over the world and other self-serving plans, a crazy disco dancing frog, and, well, the entire I.T. staff...
I can’t believe they’re having us work on Christmas Eve.
Secret Agent Disco Dancer propped up his feet on the desk and leaned back in his chair.
Yeah, tell me about it,
said Gruber, a twelve-year old genius and the youngest agent ever to work for Black Eagle. His glasses looked like the bottoms of Coke bottles, his hair short, straight, and spiky. Although it was cold out, he wore shorts. Even Secret Agent Disco Dancer couldn’t believe his boss, the brown Andalusian Special Agent Halfwitz, let him get away with it.
Gruber rolled up his diagrams, which detailed where to add additional firewalls and other security measures to make the network impervious to outside hackers, and slid them into a long cardboard tube.
Don’t you know? Evil never rests. And, well...it’s not like you numbskulls were doing anything, anyways.
Earnest T. Bacon, the T undoubtedly for Trouble, stepped into the frog’s office with a present in hand--a black bow over black wrapping paper.
If I had my Firetoad clearance, I’d be more useful.
Secret Agent Disco Dancer sat up straight. "It’s crazy, really. Even though I have a direct line to the president, I can’t read my own memos--even from missions that I took part in!"
Need-to-know, froggy woggy, need-to-know. And it’s better that you don’t know anything. Not that you do, anyways.
Earnest coughed, surprised at the venom coming out of his mouth that eve. Although it pains me to say this: Merry Christmas, Secret Agent Disco Dancer. You survived your first year, which is longer than I ever thought you’d last. For that, you deserve a reward.
The pig set the gift down carefully on the desk.
Really? I don’t know what to say...
Well, if I were in the Christmas spirit, I’d say don’t open it,
Earnest thought to himself and grinned.
That’s not fair. I didn’t get you anything,
said the frog.
There’s always next Christmas,
Earnest smirked as he said it. He walked away as fast as his short, little legs could carry him, hoping Secret Agent Disco Dancer did not hear the ticking coming from inside the package.
Wow, that’s nice of him. Is that the same pig?
Gruber peeked down the hallway at the fleeing swine, then back at the gift. So what do you think it is?
Oh, it’s a bomb, of course. Say, can you hand me that jar?
Secret Agent Disco Dancer pointed to a glass jar filled to the brim with popcorn kernels.
Sure.
Gruber fetched it for him and readjusted his glasses.
"As they always say, when