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Dungeon Breakers
Dungeon Breakers
Dungeon Breakers
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Dungeon Breakers

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Despite a belief that he's the greatest spellcaster ever born, Mallon is a middling wizard at best. His brother Lannigan's a better thief than Mallon is a wizard -- or at least he would be, if one of Mallon's spells hadn't accidentally turned Lannigan into a gorilla.

While on the road to the distant kingdom of Retchnia in hopes of finding a way to reverse the spell and make Lannigan human again, a chance encounter with a prince on the run from a mercenary gang of kidnappers sets in motion an epic screwball adventure.

Joining forces with a dwarf who strides into battle on the shoulders of a giant, a scout as deadly with a bow as she is strikingly statuesque, and a healer who derives her powers from a jealous demigod living inside her own body, Mallon and Lannigan square off against monsters, zombies, magic gone awry, duplicitous minions, dragons, awkward courtships, and a demon out to destroy the world of Kaigoon -- a world where magic is real, guild-sanctioned adventuring is a way of life, and idiots can sometimes, quite inadvertently, become heroes.

LanguageEnglish
Release dateMar 14, 2017
ISBN9781386004028
Dungeon Breakers
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James Ivan Greco

James Ivan Greco—science fictionalist, aspiring reprobate, and gentleman curmudgeon—writes and doodles hunkered deep underground in a psychic-proof bunker while his wife, son, and indentured cats blithely frolic on the surface above in the post-apocalyptic wasteland that is southwestern Ohio. Rumors that he is a Writerbot Model 9000 robot have never been fully disproved.

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