Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star: Secret Agent Disco Dancer

By Scott Gordon

Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he's a soccer superstar.

Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills.

WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out your nose!

Approximately 4,100 words, 12 images, and 1 silly soccer superstar. 

Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature.

• Language: English
• Publisher: S.E. Gordon
• Release date: May 14, 2017
• ISBN: 9781386800095

Scott Gordon

Scott Gordon is a successful children's book author, with over two hundred books to his credit. He also writes science fiction, fantasy and horror under the pen name S.E. Gordon.

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star by Scott GordonSecret Agent Disco Dancer

Secret Agent Disco Dancer

Soccer Star

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No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

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Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.

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