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Cross Section of the Corporate Cranium
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All seven of his 132-page, soft cover
titles are still currently available
(*Four also done as e-books)
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They include:
Skewed Views
Skewed Views Too
*The Moon’s First Banana Lightin' Up
*Pull In Case Of Boredom
*Strings Attached
*Men's Suits! 25% Off
May we assume that, since
you're now reading this blurb,
there's a more than passing interest
in continuing your exposure to
Roy Schlemme's somewhat
eccentric comedic sensibilities.
All seven of his 132-page, soft cover
titles are still currently available
(*Four also done as e-books)
from AuthorHouse.
They include:
Skewed Views
Skewed Views Too
*The Moon’s First Banana Lightin' Up
*Pull In Case Of Boredom
*Strings Attached
*Men's Suits! 25% Off
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