Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ î letters@viz.co.uk
WHY IS it that whenever you see a couple on a tandem, it is without fail the man at the front and the woman at the back? It’s 2022, for heaven’s sake. If we’re ever going to have equality in this country, women have got to start going at the front on mixed-sex tandems.
Hector Crowbar, Budleigh Salterton
I RECENTLY took the ferry from North Shields to Amsterdam, and I paid extra for a cabin with a sea view. However, when I looked out at it, the sea finished at the horizon about half way up the window. The top half of the view was just sky. I think I should be refunded at least 50% of the extra I paid.
Toby Belch, Wallsend
I GET most of my information from Viz, so can I ask how we will be referring to the Queen Mother now that the Queen has died? Will it be the King Grandmother or the King Mother Mother?
Hazel, email
“BE HEROIC in 4 minutes” it says on the side of a Pot Noodle. If by ‘heroic’ they mean being able to consume your lunch when it’s still at 89°C, then knock yourselves out, heroes.
Eldon Furse, email
I’VE JUST walked back from the shops and saw a dog turd with a lollipop stick sticking out the top, and it took me back to better times. Broken Britain? I think not.
Sam Bamsam, Sutton Coldfield
DOES ANYONE know if the Cantina off of Star Wars was CIU-affiliated? I didn’t see anyone check if Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker were members. I think it would have added authenticity if they had paid 50p on the door and been signed in by a member. And it would have been a great scene if they’d stayed to play the Tote Bingo and won the meat raffle.
Joel Hewitt, Penygarn
oystercatchers must be Britain’s most poorlynamed bird. They don’t ‘catch’ oysters so much as just pick them up where they see them. Calling them oystercatchers implies that the shellfish make a run for it and there’s a bit of a chase involved.
