Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu?: Secret Agent Disco Dancer

By Scott Gordon

Love... Is it just an illusion? Or did something truly special happen all those months ago at a quaint, little cafe by the river?

FROGWART FISK, criminal super genius on the run, intends to find out, and is well aware of the psychological traps put in place by his former employer, Black Eagle. When he materializes in Venice, he finds the food irresistible along with his stunning new heartthrob, Sara.

Is it a match made in heaven? Or will a certain frog throw a wrench into his plans?

Approximately 9,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

• Language: English
• Publisher: Scott Gordon
• Release date: Sep 9, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386492184

Scott Gordon

Scott Gordon is a successful children's book author, with over two hundred books to his credit. He also writes science fiction, fantasy and horror under the pen name S.E. Gordon.

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu? by Scott GordonFrog

Secret Agent Disco Dancer

Was It The Tira Misu?

Scott Gordon

My Crazy Pet Frog Reading Order

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu?

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Government Issue

My Crazy Pet Frog: I Gave My Pizza A Spanking

My Crazy Pet Frog (The original picture book!)

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers

My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues

© 2018 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.

Image(s) © Stefano Orazzini (#39867207) and Julien Tromeur (#4370780, #6059444, #6584278, #8414428, #6346568, #4371655, #4371543). Additional black and white illustration(s) by Alfredo Intoci. Extended licenses provided by Dreamstime Stock Photos and Deposit Photos.

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Published on September 9, 2018

ISBN-13: 9781386492184

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Table of Contents

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Scott Gordon

Copyright

Dedication

Cast

Prologue: O Canada

Chapter 1: Everlast

Chapter 2: Maria di Grazia

Chapter 3: Bad Pitts

Chapter 4: First Love

Chapter 5: Grogburp

Chapter 6: Second Love

Chapter 7: A Simple Trade

Chapter 8: Market Price

Chapter 9: Fresh Catch

Chapter 10: Bon Appetit

Chapter 11: Toothless

Chapter 12: Untainted

Author’s Note

If You’re Just Joining The Series...

Production Journal

Product Description

About the Author

Bonus Preview

More Fun Picture Books

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Ad 2: The Forgetful Alien

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To Sara, forever and always yours.

Secret Agent Disco DancerFrogwart FiskPrologue: O Canada

Prologue: O Canada

O Canada! Welcome to our lovely, butter-tart-sweet, native land! A man in the street began singing as I walked closer to Montreal Olympic Stadium.

O Canada, as a true patriot, we command. O Canada! Try the Figgy Duff, it’s grand! sang another.

Oooh... Have you hugged your chocolate moose todayyy? yet another busted out a note like Pavarotti. Just kidding, he’s a yak. A yyyaaaaaaakkk!!! The man mounted the strange, horned beast and galloped off.

O Canada... More people began marching out of the shops and singing as one. O Canada... We stand guard for thee, so thee can pee!

Argh! I walked faster, hoping that someone would run me over as I crossed the street so that I wouldn’t have to listen to another word.

Ketchup chip? You can’t have just one. A lady offered.

Maple syrup? We put it in on everything! Her crazy-eyed husband glugged down a mouthful straight from the bottle.

Oh, I must be out of Saskatoon Berry Jaaaammmmm! an old man bellowed, shaking an empty glass jar and hoping that a sliver might fall out.

O Canada... We talk funny so that no one can understand! Every mom, pop and child sang at the top of their lungs. O Canada... Oh my! People gathered around. Scrape it off the road, throw it in the stove, and call it Flapper Pie!

Fine, I’ll turn myself in. Just stop singing! I hurried over to a gentleman seated at a table near the stadium entrance.

O Canada... True, strong, free northern trooooops... They continued singing behind me. Ooo Canadaaa... There’s no telling what they’ll put in your yellow pea soup...

Isn’t that lovely? The man at the table sang