Sex, Soup, and Two Fisted Eating: Hilarious Weight Loss for Wives
By Katie Robles
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Are you ready to lose weight and get healthy, but you hate celery sticks and sweat? This book is for you. Sex, Soup, and Two Fisted Eating is:
*Fun: laugh-a-minute encouragement complete with cartoons, poetry, and enough cheesy puns to make you lactose intolerant.
*Sustainable: for long term results, look no further because the healthy habits you develop will help you stay fit until you die. (See how encouraging this is?)
*Flexible: easily adaptable to fit your needs and preferences like a need for chocolate and a preference to avoid spandex, for example.
*Educational: the science supporting healthy habits is explained in a memorable way, like how REM sleep is like a toilet.
Katie Robles
Katie Robles is a homemaker and mother of four young sons. Her hobbies include gardening with her husband, pet chickens, and sneaking vegetables into baked goods. She enjoys going to the bathroom alone, teaching classes for children part time at the YMCA, writing romance novels, and blogging at www.sexsoupandtwofistedeating.com.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5On The Ropes by Hallee Bridgeman is a novella of suspense and romance. Ruth, a surgical resident, is witness to a Russian Mafia execution and is now in witness protection. Emotions have been like a roller coaster ride, overwhelming and threatening to destroy her, yet her faith in God sustains her. Victor, professional boxer, is the heir to the Mafia business and deeply in love with Ruth. Bridgeman brings a fast-paced, action-packed story to her readers. From the first page to last, this novella is an edge of the seat kind of book that has a couple "wow, I didn't see that coming" scenes too. Will Ruth live to testify? Will she ever be able to live a normal life without looking over her shoulder, watching for hitmen? On The Ropes is a quick, captivating read that lovers of romantic suspense won't want to miss.I received a copy of this book through The Book Club Network in exchange for my honest review.
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Sex, Soup, and Two Fisted Eating - Katie Robles
Chapter 1: Sex
Chapter 1: SexSex and Sleep: Start with S
Two key elements of a healthy lifestyle are united in sex: sleep and exercise. Sex is exercise and it induces sleep. No matter which diet route you choose, if you don’t get enough sleep and you don’t get your butt off the sofa, studies show that your body is going to fight you every step of the way.
Research shows that people who consistently get a full night’s sleep lose more body fat while on a diet than those who don’t. * You can lose weight with inadequate sleep, but your body tends to burn muscle for extra energy and hold onto fat. In other words, if you don’t hug your pillow enough, your body will make its own.
Science has also confirmed that when we’re tired, we not only eat more, but we crave high calorie foods. The emotional food craving part of our brain takes charge and the logical decision making part of our brain takes a back seat. A sleepy brain appears to not only respond more strongly to junk food, but also has less ability to rein that impulse in.
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If you don’t trust the experts, do your own research. Ready? Get eight hours of sleep two nights in a row. Does a salad sound appetizing? Do you have the energy to make one? Good. Okay, now get six hours of sleep two nights in a row. What are the chances you’ll exercise today? Are fat and sugar your new best friends? Bingo.
So how do we get more sleep? For many of us, we simply haven’t made sleep a priority. Have you ever noticed how early you go to bed when the power is out or you’re camping? (I mean real camping, without power hookups or smart phone hot spots. When it’s dark, you’re bored.) Screens, be they television, iVision, or webvision, have a way of making us feel more awake than we are or should be. If you turn them off, you will increase your chances of going to bed on time by 200%. That was a scientific study done by yours truly. I aced 9th grade Biology, so you know my results are accurate.
The more I research the effects of sleep on the body, the more convinced I’m becoming that few things are more important for your health. Now, some of you reading this work the night shift, or have newborns, or other situations in life that interrupt your sleep and are beyond your control. I know you’re sleeping the best you can and you have my sympathy and a pillow if you ever stop by to visit. I’m talking to myself and all the other idiots out there who don’t know how lucky we are that if we choose to, we can be well rested.
Ladies, maybe you don’t have the willpower to turn off the TV and get yourself into bed at a decent hour. However, you have at your disposal one of the most powerful forces in nature: your husband’s desire for intimacy. Here’s how you tap into that power. Pick a night (or several nights) of the week and say this: Husband, I want you to seduce me at nine o’clock tonight. I will say yes. I need to be asleep by ten.
Your husband will remember. He might be incredulous. After all, it sounds too good to be true, but he will remember. Nine o’clock rolls around and badda-bing, badda-boom, a good night’s sleep!
Psalm 127:2 says that God grants sleep to those he loves
. Sleep is a blessing! A gift! Not a necessary evil.
REM Sleep is Like a Toilet
REM Sleep is Like a ToiletREM sleep is like a toilet,
Flushing proteins from my head.
REM sleep is like a toilet,
Cleans my brain while I’m in bed.
REM sleep is like a good shrink,
Helps me process how I feel.
REM sleep is like a good shrink,
Glad or sad, it helps me deal.
REM sleep is like a movie,
Gives me dreams where I’m the star.
REM sleep is like a movie,
Sad or sweet or just bizarre.
REM sleep is like a Xanax,
Lowers stress and blood pressure.
REM sleep is like a