BALLS! A JOURNEY FROM 38 TO 30
According to the font of all knowledge (Google) on average men feel their balls seven times a day. At least I can be reassured that I am above average in this particular field. Indeed, touching them thousands of miles away from home led to a change in lifestyle that I think may possibly have added many more years to my lifespan and reduced my waist size from 38 to 30, after losing 3 stone in 12-weeks. 18 months later I have kept the weight off and the simple things in life like bending over is not such a herculean task anymore & I can now see the near neighbor of my balls without the use of a mirror.
In 2008 or thereabouts I became aware that my sleep pattern was being interrupted by frequent visits to the loo and being awoken by my own snoring. I was officially a lard arse and tipped the scales at a whopping 18 and a bit stone. Being 6’2” and broad I was able to carry it reasonably well although my face seamlessly blended into my
