Maxwell House Coffee Time: January 15, 1942 (radio script)

By Philip Rapp

It's Maxwell House Coffee Time again! Join Baby Snooks and Daddy as they try to entertain Snooks' little friend, Red, who's sleeping over.

And before that, join Frank Morgan as he lies his way out of another one. This time, he's introduced (by John Conte) to Terry Hunt, originator of the popular Terry Hunt Health System. Frank is expert at putting the cream of society down. He'll brag his way into anything!

This is another hilarious script from the typewriter of Philip Rapp (creator of The Bickersons), containing the original radio script from the Rapp archives.

Copyright 2015 by BearManor Media for the Philip Rapp Estate. All rights reserved.

• Language: English
• Publisher: BearManor Media
• Release date: Jun 2, 2015
• ISBN: 9781311304278

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Maxwell House Coffee Time

January 15, 1942

(On Cue)

BRICE: Daddy!

FATHER: What is it, Snooks?

BRICE: Will you help me with my homework?

FATHER: Not now — I’m busy.

BRICE: Why?

FATHER: Because I have my own homework to do. My office accounts need straightening.

BRICE: Are they crooked?

FATHER: No. Please go away and let me work.

BRICE: Well, I can’t do my spelling.

FATHER: Oh, all right. What’s troubling you?

BRICE: Sense.

FATHER: What kind of sense? Do you mean brains — or like dollars and cents?

BRICE: No — like I ain’t seen you sense yesterday.

FATHER: That’s since!

BRICE: Yeah. How many t’s is in it?

FATHER: T’s? There are no t’s in since. It’s s-i-n-c-e.

BRICE: There must be a t in it, daddy.

FATHER: Why do you say that?

BRICE: ‘Cause I just put it there.

FATHER: Well, take it out. There is no t in since.