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    The Ed Wynn Show: December 8, 1951
    The Ed Wynn Show: December 8, 1951
    The Ed Wynn Show: December 8, 1951
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    The Ed Wynn Show: December 8, 1951

    By Philip Rapp

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    A rarity! This is the never before published script of Ed Wynn's early television show, written by Philip Rapp, creator of the Bickersons and writer for Baby Snooks.

    Copyright 2015 from the Philip Rapp estate. Published by BearManor Media. All rights reserved.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBearManor Media
    Release dateJun 2, 2015
    ISBN9781311533685
    The Ed Wynn Show: December 8, 1951

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      The Ed Wynn Show - Philip Rapp

      Classic Cinema.

      Timeless TV.

      Retro Radio.

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      The Ed Wynn Show

      December 8, 1951

      OPENING MONOLOGUE

      CAMERA HOLDS ON SIGN WHICH READS, ED WYNN’S DEPARTMENT STORE — REMEMBER, YOU HAVE ONLY FOURTEEN SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS. (WOMEN’S VOICES CAN BE HEARD OVER SHOT)

      CAMERA PANS DOWN TO CENTER STAGE WHERE SEVERAL WOMEN ARE BUNCHED AROUND A HIGHLY FRUSTRATED MAN DRESSED IN TYPICAL ATTIRE OF A STORE FLOORWALKER. A SIGN ON COUNTER READS, ONE CENT SALE.

      FLOORWALKER

      Ladies! Ladies! Please. If Mr. Wynn says there’s going to be a one cent sale, then you’ll have a one cent sale! (CALLS OFF STAGE) Mr. Wynn! Mr. Wynn! Where is Mr. Wynn?

      WYNN

      (off stage)

      I’m coming.

      MUSIC: PLAYS WYNN ON WITH JINGLE BELLS.

      WYNN ENTERS ON SLED, PRESUMABLY PULLED BY A TEAM CONSISTING OF A LARGE WOOLY ST. BERNARD AND A VERY SMALL MEXICAN HAIRLESS: THE BIG DOG IN FRONT OF THE SMALL ONE. WYNN IS DRESSED IN A SANTA CLAUS COAT WITH THE BEARD HANGING LOW AROUND HIS NECK AND PARTIALLY TUCKED IN LIKE A MUFFLER.

      APPLAUSE

      WHEN SLED REACHES ALMOST CENTER STAGE, IT STOPS AND WYNN ALIGHTS FROM IT.

      WYNN

      (points to small dog)

      This one does all the work.

      (points to big dog)

      He’s the brains.

      FLOORWALKER

      Mr. Wynn, did you advertise a one cent sale?

      WYNN

      Certainly.

      HE PRODUCES A SKUNK FROM SLED AND HOLDS IT HIGH IN FRONT OF LADIES.

      Here you are.

      LADIES EXIT, SCREAMING. FLOORWALKER EXITS. WYNN WALKS BACK TO

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