ambient drop 1. n. In daytime TV quiz Tipping Point, counters that fall into the win zone between rounds and are then “voided from the machine”. 2. n. Breaking cover inadvertently whilst going about your daily business. ‘Sorry vicar. That was an ambient drop. Start again from “Through this holy anointing…”.’
anvil tipper n. A tumescent cock of such magnitude that it could upend a blacksmith’s percussive working surface.
Belgian letterbox n. A backdoor aperture that typically gets rattled by the postman early in the day.
birthmark n. A sepia smudge clinging tenaciously to the side of the chodbin after flushing which signifies the recent arrival of a newly born arse baby.
blandersnatch n. A mingepiece that has been fannicured to resemble a Barbie part; one that is devoid of uniqueness, personality and gorilla salad.
brown break n. An extra period of rest taken during the working day when an employee retires to a cubicle for a good twenty minute sit-down. ‘That’s all the national news headlines.
