A1 ring 1. n. The motor racing circuit where they do the Austrian Grand Prix. 2. n. A smashing bonus tunnel with a chicane at turn 2, not to mention the risk of a pile-up.
and that’s all I have to say on the matter exclam. Humorous statement following an emphatic trump. Also an excellent theory, Dr Watson; what’s that, Sweep?; anybody injured?
bacon factory n. The feminine pig bite.
beached ready adj. Looking whale-like in swimwear. ‘Next on the catwalk we have John McCririck, looking beached ready rocking a pair of high-cut microbriefs by Kiniki.’
bear’s paw n. A big hairy twat that leaves you spitting hairs out of your mouth.
bellegend n. Someone who has achieved celebrated status at being a bellend. ‘Born on this day: John Dillinger, US criminal, 1903; Meryl Streep, Oscar-winning actor, 1947; Alastair Stewart, broadcasting bellegend, 1952.’
brown noise 1. n. The hubbub produced by Brownian motion, as everyone knows. 2. n. Sounds emanating from the chamber of horrors.
buttocknut squash n. medic. Traumatic injury sustained when a man with pendulous clockweights sits down too rapidly on the chod-bin.
chav-tank n. Spa. A large container in which people can marinade in a rich soup of each other’s bodily fluids and rampantly mitotic Legionella pneumophilia bacteria, gently stirred by jet nozzles, while accompanied by vapid pop music and copious fizzy booze.
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