abbatar 1. n. Hi-tech performing hologram as used in ABBA’s twenty-first century “live” performances. 2. n. Any virtual reality means used to simulate the amorous company of Anna-Frid or Agnetha (or Bjorn and Benny for that matter) in their pomp; most likely a shop mannequin in a red or blonde wig, and a swimming armband.
arseshot n. If someone hears another person’s dropped gut, then they are in arseshot.
arsewidth n. Scientifically measurable degree to which one can be arsed. ‘I know something’s got to be done about the current mispricing of liquidity in the corporate loan market, prime minister. But I’m doing me Wordle at the moment, so I simply don’t have the arsewidth to deal with it.’
Athanasian n. A woman of easy virtue. From the start of The Athanasian Creed (which almost certainly has nothing to do with St. Athanasius, for what it’s worth) which, like many ecclesiastical writings, is often known by the beginning of the text in Latin, and thus is also referred to as the “quicunque vult”. Which is Latin for “whoever wishes”. Don’t say we never learn you anything.
BC and AD abbrev. Before Crap and After Dump. Relating to the times preceding – and subsequent to – the birth of feeshus.
brickie’s bucket n. Used in the wet trades. Can be filled with tools and filthy concrete.
Britbox and shitbox phr. Less cryptic, low budget version of “Netflix and chill”.
Flatulent equivalent of black hole not photons.
