Roger’S PROFANISAURUS UPDATE
add a dash of lime euph. To piss in the bath, thus adding a splash of colour and piquancy to one’s evening soak.
aftershock n. The second sit down toilet adventure of the day, experienced a couple of hours after the main eruption.
anal distancing n. Restriction designed to prevent breathing difficulties.
are you not entertained? 1. exclam. interrog. A quote from the film Gladiator. 2. exclam. interrog. Something to say after dropping a Lionel that has not been well received.
Arse Cunt Balls Dick phr. Useful mnemonic to remember the correct sequence of answers when playing Fastest Finger First on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
asspresso n. A short but powerful burst of liquid darkness.
bad crisp, a euph. Cause of vomiting after a night out.
bang a nail in that exclam. Said of a dropped gut so thick that it could be affixed to the wall of a suitably robust structure.
be still my beating cock exclam. An exclamation of excitement upon meeting the subject of one’s amorous aspirations.
bone broth Stock made from meat bones.
