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    Zombies Got Your Girlfriend: I Hate Zombies, #3
    Zombies Got Your Girlfriend: I Hate Zombies, #3
    Zombies Got Your Girlfriend: I Hate Zombies, #3
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    Zombies Got Your Girlfriend: I Hate Zombies, #3

    By Shantnu Tiwari

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    In Which Our Heroes Must Defeat Demons From Another Dimension While Remembering to Pay Their Gas Bill

     

    Zombie attacks are increasing across London.

     

    Good news: Blue found out who is causing them.

     

    Bad news: The attacks are being led by beings from a parallel dimension. A Ghost London where humanity lost and because cheese burger (yum).

     

    Even more bad news: They tricked and captured our heroes.

     

    Worse news: They are about to eat our heroes.

     

    Horrible news: Blue doesn't even have a girlfriend. He is going to die a virgin.

     

    Terrifying news: Shake realises he forgot to pay their gas bill. If they survive the zombies from Ghost London, the gas company will kill them.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherShantnu Tiwari
    Release dateJun 26, 2015
    ISBN9781513017297
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