I Hate Zombies Series

In Which Our Hero Fights Evil Zombies While Trying To Pick Up Pizzas And Girls   Blue remembers the first time he saw a dead person rise from the grave.   He was at a party, trying to get some hot food and some hot girls, when Kenny's dead grandmother turned up. Uninvited.   Soon, half his friends were dead. To make it worse, the government covered the whole thing up.   Now, with no one (alive) believing them, it's up to Blue and his friends to stop a Secret Government Agency(TM) from using his tiny little town as a zombie experiment lab.   A horror comedy.   Interview with the author   Q: What's the book about? A: You know how all these horror stories/movies have these brave people fighting demons? Well, I thought, what if the heroes were two stoned losers who struggled to find a job or a girlfriend? And so the idea of a horror comedy was born.   Q: Where did you get the inspiration from? A: I read this great book, John Dies at the End by David Wong. And later I saw its movie version which I also loved. And I thought, why are there not more books like this? Since no one else was writing them, I decided to write the book.   Q: Is this a traditional zombie book? A: Heck no! It's more a parody of the genre. More Shaun of the Dead than Night of the Living Dead.   (Previously published as I Hate Zombies)

In Which Our Hero Must Stop a Dastardly Villain Who Murders People and Doesn't Pay Council Tax   Blue hates zombies. And he hates Nazis.   He always hoped no one would combine the two.   Guess what the evil scientists did?   Blue finds out his new boss is really evil. As in, he wants to destroy the world. Also, he doesn't pay overtime. Plus, he may have murdered a few employees and broken council zoning laws.   With an evil corporation building an army of zombies of take over the world, Blue faces a dastardly choice: Should he stop for pizza on the way?   A Comedy Horror that will keep you laughing and terrified at the same time.   Interview with the Author:   Q: What's the book about? A: You know how all these horror stories/movies have these brave people fighting demons? Well, I thought, what if the heroes were two stoned losers who struggled to find a job or a girlfriend? And so the idea of a horror comedy was born.   Q: Where did you get the inspiration from? A: I read this great book, John Dies at the End by David Wong. And later I saw its movie version which I also loved. And I thought, why are there not more books like this? Since no one else was writing them, I decided to write the book.   Q: Is this a traditional zombie book? A: Heck no! It's more Shaun of the Dead than Night of the Living Dead.   (This book was previously published Achtung Nazi Zombies)

Three friends (and their irritating dog) are tired from overwork and decide to go on a relaxing boat trip.

   A chilled out boat trip, admiring the beautiful scenery (and beautiful women) and enjoying nature.   What could go wrong?   Everything goes wrong.   They meet monsters, zombies, and worse of all, 
Justin Bieber fans…. (cue scary music).

   A comedy horror story featuring two geeky and stoned monster hunters.

In Which Our Heroes Must Defeat Demons From Another Dimension While Remembering to Pay Their Gas Bill   Zombie attacks are increasing across London.   Good news: Blue found out who is causing them.   Bad news: The attacks are being led by beings from a parallel dimension. A Ghost London where humanity lost and because cheese burger (yum).   Even more bad news: They tricked and captured our heroes.   Worse news: They are about to eat our heroes.   Horrible news: Blue doesn't even have a girlfriend. He is going to die a virgin.   Terrifying news: Shake realises he forgot to pay their gas bill. If they survive the zombies from Ghost London, the gas company will kill them.

The book does what it says on the tin. Russian Gangsters decide to become Jihadis; and while visiting Japan they train to become Ninjas as well. And then they are bitten by a zombie… And now this Russian Gangster Jihadi Ninja Zombies are coming to invade Britain! Oh no! Play scary music here: Dum dum dummmmmm!

In Which Our Heroes Must Stop a World War, Save the World and Order Pizza for Takeaway   Our heroes, Blue and Shake, are stuck in a parallel dimension where World War II is still being waged, but not against the Nazis.   It is being waged against dragons.   At least no one was stupid enough to try and raise an army of zombies to fight the dragons.   Oh wait…

Scotland is about to be invaded by the most foul demon known to mankind (also womankind, I think). The only problem is, the only man who can stop the attack is a crazy old man who talks to pigeons, and thinks Abba are still a thing. Yeah, I would cancel your flight to Edinburgh this summer.

In Which Evil Zombies Ruin Our Holidays and Steal Our Pizza   Everywhere you go, these f***ing zombies follow you. They follow you to a Justin Bieber concert, to the Queen's birthday party, they even want to eat the aliens trying to anally probe you.   Featuring 6 novellas and stories, including an exclusive story (The Aliens are Having Sex with our Zombies ) not available anywhere else.   List of stories:   1. 3 Zombie Hunters in a Boat (to say nothing of the dog) 2. Attack of the Ninja Jihadi Russian Gangster Zombies (also, what I did in my summer holidays) 3. Pink Vs Vampire 4. Dude Go Back To Grave 5. Zombie Dude Where's My Pizza 6. The Aliens are Having Sex with our Zombies (exclusive)

Blue and Shake meet a dog that talks, a piggy version of the Minotaur and get captured by an evil cult that wants to sacrifice them.   And things only get worse from there.   A comedy horror novella featuring two geeky and stoned monster hunters.

Blue and Shake go for a job interview but find themselves hanging upside down, a sacrifice to a demon goddess.   To make it worse, they don't even get to eat the ice cream they ordered.   And worst of all, they won't be getting the job either.   (Also, the world might be ending).   A comedy horror story featuring two geeky and stoned monster hunters.